interview with a vampire 4evr
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“You said he was a virgin.”
lestat: *breathes*
louis: OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH MMMMMYYYYYYYY FUCKINGGGGGGG GOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDD CAN YOU PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF HOLY SHIT!
Lol
Unofficial title: THE POODLE TREE – Destrehan Plantation, vampchronfic
#perhaps u need to be intimately acquainted with the tree over there at high velocity
[MURDERER gif by kceeaesthetics]
I’m surprised you said not to half ass it I expected you to be the type of person to say don’t do your essay kill your teacher
♛Well sometimes teachers do die, it’s a sad fact of life. Claudia’s teachers had a shortened life expectancy, unfortunately for them. If you kill all your teachers, you’ll have to accept homeschooling, and you have to ask yourself whether your parents are talented enough for that bc I CERTAINLY WAS.
maledictum10 reblogged your post and added:
I love how he whispers “Give me some room,” and she moves over.
starswan11, keeveet-talks, let us please not forget the best fucking part of this film.
“But Lestat, he deceived it. Did you see how he smacked my hand..”
Lestat’s all #WELP #What’s done is done #she’s sorry #lookit those puppy eyes #I’ll just finish up her lesson #that dude was overpriced #and #I know this shit better than anyone anyway
“The hell I won’t!” – Interview with the Vampire
“The hell I’m not!” – The Vampire Lestat
“Like hell it is!” – Queen of the DamnedI think Lestat actually described each book’s plot with a slight variation of expression.
*laughs hysterically*
I-want-my-IWTV 