Lestat: overwhelmed by beauty
Louis: miserable as always
Claudia: about to throw a tantrum
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Take this out of context, and you get a sitcom about a laughably inept gay vampire couple and their passive-aggressive adopted daughter.
Was that not the movie? Cuz that was totally what I got.
That was totally the movie I watched.
Yup, sounds accurate.
In context, out of context, it works both ways.
This is just every day interaction between the StuntWife and myself.
I feel compelled to point out that I am obviously Lestat in these interactions, because YOU DON’T TRUST ME WITH OPEN FLAME.
I keep waiting for a gay vampire movie but then i remember Interview with a Vampire happened and literally it cannot get any more homoerotic camp than Brad Pitt being all “omfg I’m reborn as a denizen of hell” while Tom Cruise basically serenades him with the music of the night
Lestat: Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?
Armand: Isn’t that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?
Lestat & Louis.
Look all I’m saying is, if snapchat existed in the 80’s Daniel would most definitely have ‘not so passive’ aggressively snapped Armand a lot.
but what if he just took Polaroids and left them all over the place for Armand to find when he woke up. YOU CAN WRITE LITTLE NOTES/CAPTIONS ON THE WHITE STRIP ON THE BOTTOM so it definitely happened.
He definitely did that. Someone artsy make them now, I need them in my life
#HEADCANON ACCEPTED
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