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thelionscrimsonclaws:

My current cell phone wallpaper. I wish I could come home and find Louis dressed in just this way….

I know he wouldn’t be able to walk straight for an immeasurable number of nights after I showed my appreciation.

Yeah….you take note.

First up – love the blog. You do a great job with it all and make me laugh, sometimes so manically that I scare those around me. So thank you. Secondly, I require your (and anyone else’s) help. I’m currently designing some cross-stitch bookmarks to sell on Etsy. I’m thinking of doing a few VC designs (esp for the first 3 books and movie), but am lost for ideas! Perhaps the titles of the books? If you could provide me with any quotes, phrases or images to use I would be very grateful! Thank you!

Merci beaucoup! Good to know I am achieving the goals of interruptive-laughter-causing and bursting blood vessels through fanworks! ❤ YOU SHALL CONTINUE TO GET MORE OF THIS HIGH QUALITY MADNESS.

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Cross-stitch bookmarks with VC quotes! I admit that my initial reaction is Yes DO THE THING! 

Second reaction, must warn you, this type of fanwork is toeing the line of copyright infringement… :-

HOWEVER, I have seen Etsy items (and other sites) that have products which used VC quotes over the years, so I’m thinking that quotes may be acceptable… or not worth the legal battle to the copyright holders.

Here’s an example of one thing I found just now

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It’s a decorative tile that says: “Your body’s dying. Pay no attention. It happens to us all.” which is a movie!IWTV quote, not canon. It even has Lestat’s name on it, since he says it, and it’s sitting there for sale. I feel like you’re safer with movie quotes, but it’s your choice.


So as far as things to use for your bookmarks, dig around in my #quote and #actual quote tags.

As far as a few of my fave movie!IWTV quotes…

  • I’m flesh and blood, but not human. I haven’t been human for 200 years.
  • I’m going to give you the choice – I – never had.
  • You can pretend it’s wine.
  • I know nothing of God, or the Devil. I have never seen a vision, nor learned a secret, that would damn or save my soul. And as far as I know, after 400 yrs, I am the oldest living vampire in the world.
  • Merciful Death, how you love your precious guilt.
  • I want some more.

Anyone have any quotes they want on bookmarks? Send it to andwefaeries​!

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Tfw you wanna kick Lestat’s fucking ass: The series

Was the notion that dead blood is bad ever dispelled? I was rewatching IWTV [for what feels like the billionth time] and Louis drinks rat’s blood from a wine glass. Isn’t that blood technically dead? Does it not count as dead because it was drained from a beating heart? I’m just not sure if this was ever settled, or if this is me just over analyzing things.

Hey, not overanalyzing! I love #vampire physiology, and this is a big topic in that. Fortunately, it’s an easy answer. 

No, dead blood is not bad (as in lethally poisonous) to Ricean vampires. It just tastes like nasty old coffee *spits*

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{{Oh Louis, bb, we know, it gets cold so quickly…}}

You’re right that movie!IWTV was not explicit on this, I will explain u a thing based on the movie & canon ;}

The rat blood: is just as drinkable as the whore lady’s blood in the crystal glass later on in the story (the rat is dead, but the lady is still alive, when their blood has been poured into glassware, and in neither scene are the vampires poisoned that way). Blood extracted from a body is not bad in itself, but it cools with the exposure to air, and cold blood tastes bad as I will explain under the cut. When a vampire feeds from the victim directly, there’s no air contact with the blood, and it stays – preferably – hot. More than that, there’s also the entire multi-sensual experience of the act of killing which is way more fun than just the consumption of the nutritional value of the blood. 

Lethal/poisonous blood is not about the blood itself, but is about the moment of death of the victim: What Lestat warns Claudia about in Vampiring: 101 (and he warns Louis in the book, too) is that she must stop drinking before the victim’s heart stops, at least in the beginning, or else the victim could take her down with them in death. That’s more about the soul separating from its body at the moment of death. Older/stronger vampires can keep drinking and slurp the impact of the death down, too.  

Hit the jump for canon stuff, spoilers in there…

In TVL: Lestat goes to Armand in Paris for help after Claudia and Louis try to assassinate him a second time, and Armand throws him in a locked cell with a dead mortal for dinner: 

“Sometime in the dark, I discovered a mortal victim there. But the victim was dead. Cold blood, nauseating blood. The worst kind of feeding, lying on that clammy corpse, sucking up what was left.”

^So clearly dead blood is not bad in the sense of being poisonous, just icky 😛

AR answered the dead blood question at a booksigning ages ago, that dead blood is like “old coffee that’s sat out for awhile. Just distasteful.”

Lestat does say in the movie (and this is probably where the confusion about the supposed lethalness of dead blood comes from, too), “You let me drink *dead* blood?” and it might seem like he means that the deadness of it was the lethally poisonous aspect of it, when in actuality he knows he’s been drugged, it was the absinthe & laudanum combo that drugged him. Still, those drugs are not poisonous to a vampire; he asks to be put in his coffin like a mortal might want to be put to bed, to sleep it off. 

Claudia did it to bring his defenses down so she had a chance at killing him. He couldn’t fend her off in that drugged state.


Who knows why director Neil Jordan didn’t clarify this, and why he had the line 

“You let me drink *dead* blood?” My guess is that he wanted to underscore Claudia’s betrayal, she had made a “peace offering” that was actually a Trojan horse, designed to enter Lestat’s system and weaken him from within. 

Which is really upsetting, especially from a daughter to a father. That moment when she convinces him she wants peace, he looks at her with the most tragic expression, as Amy Nicholson wrote in her book Tom Cruise: Anatomy of an Actor

“When Claudia starts her assassination plot by bringing him a human gift, Cruise’s eyes show Lestat’s surprise that someone has finally done something nice for him for the first time in the film… In that moment, we realize that while Lestat is capable of love, he’s never been loved back.”

That last post (that I’ve been DYING to know Auntie Jilli’s reaction to for a while now) has me wondering: do you and her have any good Interview with a Vampire drinking games?

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Hm. I don’t drink recreationally – drinking games aren’t My Bag, Baby™. And the StuntWife doesn’t drink THAT much more than I do.

But the I could make one up on the spot!

Drink when Louis looks like he’s asking God “WHY ME”

Drink when Lestat looks insufferable

Drink when Lestat gets mad FOR REASONS

Drink when someone looks at Louis with smouldering eyes

Drink whenever Claudia is the Designated Adult

^Those are good! Might I add?

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  • Drink whenever Louis refuses to do so.
  • Drink whenever Louis is shown on his back. (THERE ARE SO MANY TIMES)
  • Drink whenever anyone touches Louis’s hair.
  • Re: Lestat getting mad, specifically: Drink whenever Lestat goes from Calm to ROYALLY Pissed in 0.5 seconds.
  • Drink whenever Louis sets something on fire. 
  • One shot for every Dark Gift scene.
  • Drink for every on-screen dead body that Claudia is responsible for (not the whole family scene tho!).
  • Drink whenever Louis smiles (it’s rare, but it happens). 

You watch Hannibal??

I actually don’t watch it enough to say I’m a real Fannibal but I’ve seen some. I loved the Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal Rising, and Red Dragon. Lestat and Hannibal could make a great Murder Brothers team.

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Lestat would take the blood and Hannibal could take the bodies. Nothing wasted!

Bonus 1: (Lestat gifs are mine, Hannibal gifs by lecterings)

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Bonus 2: 

Interview with a Cannibal or Appointment with a Vampire