Height: 5′3′’ I have wedged shoes, I get to be about 5′6′’-7′′ with those suckers on ;]
Time and Date: 11:24 pm, 6/16/15
Average amount of sleep:6-8 hrs
Lucky number: 08345, 916, and 392.
Last thing I googled: Google translate
Favorite fictional character(s): Lestaaaaaaaat (insert other VC characters here), Clarice Starling (original Hannibal), Frank TJ Mackey (from Magnolia), Jack Donaghy (30 Rock), Gob and Michael Bluth (Arrested Development), ALL the characters by Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein (Portlandia), Will Ferrell’s G. W. Bush and Darryl Hammond’s Bill Clinton (SNL), I should at least one more woman in here… Beatrix Kiddo (Kill Bill), I should have some animated characters in here… Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck (Chuck Jones era of Looney Tunes), Ren & Stimpy, NOONE IS GONNA READ ALL THIS SO I’ll stop now.
Favorite Books: Vampire Chronicles, I like some Stephen King (the Shining, etc.), Michael Crichton (Jurassic Park, Congo, etc.), Long Hard Road Out of Hell (Marilyn Manson autobiography), biographies in general, I like paperbacks that are falling apart.
Favorite musicians/bands: Billy Joel, Nine Inch Nails, Peter Gabriel, Phil Collins, the 90s, Tracy Chapman, Aimee Mann, Sting, the Police, the Civil Wars, Motown, the 80s.
Last movie I saw in the Cinema: What We Do in the Shadows
Dream Holiday: Time machine ride back to when IWTV was filmed and spend the entire time on the set omg I have issues.
Dream Job:Time traveler (not just for ^that. I’d use it for the good of humanity, too!)
Imma tag some more lovely ppl who have been in my activity feed:
“And when the night was empty and still, I heard the voices of Interview with the Vampire singing to me, as if they sang from the grave. I read the book over and over. And then in a moment of contemptible anger, I shredded it to bits.”
“… As for the lies he told, the mistakes he made, well, I forgive him his excess of imagination, his bitterness, and his vanity, which was, after all, never very great… But little things like this don’t really matter. He told the tale as he believed it… And why should I bother to tell of the times he came to me in wretched anxiety, begging me never to leave him…”
“Read between the lines.”
OOC; omg crying from he laughter, best picture ever made.
~Lestat Reading Shit~
^I WISH I could take credit for it, but I didn’t invent that meme. Idk who did… but I first saw it, liiiiiike, 6 yrs ago? And then found here on tumblr recently and reblogged so fast bc I had to preserve its magnificence and really it’s better than mine still…
And then I did this one which, I think I made in 2013 and never posted wtf self?
Andi let go of the bottle of Absolut and brought up the highball glass, positioning it on the cherry counter while absentmindedly searching for the Belvedere. “Great, I have a stalker- that’s something to write home to mother about.” She said the last part sarcastically, as she took the bottle of Belvedere from its perch on the mirror backed wall behind the bar counter.
“How am I interesting to you that you would consider to trail me? The single greatest experience I’ve had is meeting Keith Moon…” not bothering to finish her sentence, she bent down to open the refrigerator, and pulled out the orange juice. “…but he’s a Courvoisier man. He saves the orange juice for Jimmy Page.”
♛
“Aren’t you at least a little bit flattered?” Lestat smirked up at her. “This is my city, you know, it can only handle so many of us… ” He idly traced a pattern on the wet counter, reminded of another life when the slender fingers of brooding young man, face cast in shadow, drew Paris in such a manner.
“I had to decide whether to let you stay. You’ve done well, clearing the city of a few more bad apples that I hadn’t yet found.” He clasped his hands, leaning forward.
“Keith Moon… Jimmy Page…” he let out a ragged sigh. “If only I’d have ‘woken up’ sooner I might have met them myself. I must admit, I’m somewhat jealous that you did.”
But what about vampire history teachers. Vampires who read something from a text book then proceed to light the book on fire and throw it out the window because “No. that’s not even close to what really happened. Listen up nerds I’m about to teach you what really happened in France during the revolution”
I need this as a series
Vampires sharing the recipe for Greek fire.
Vampires speaking in dead languages.
Vampires being able to translate untranslatable scripts.
Vampires who react to straightwashing historical figures like “Are you kidding me everyone knew that man was queer!”
Vampires from cultures who were once antagonistic towards each other stubbornly maintaining a friendship that’s lasted longer than their civilizations.
Vampires who honour forgotten deities you won’t find in mythology books.
Also, vampires who secretly saved stuff from the Library of Alexandra.
Guys, this is the Vampire Chronicles.
The increasingly desperate struggle of the VC fandom to tell Tumblr that THE THING YOU ARE DESCRIBING HAS EXISTED FOR FORTY YEARS
