Regret is just a grudge you hold against yourself.
::indrawn hiss of breath::
Damn. Accurate. Painful, but accurate.
This is beautiful
omg??? I’m laughing but this is also really intensely ominous
As a choir girl I find this hysterical. HOW DID THEY KEEP STRAIGHT FACES???
Hey so I thought I knew shit about iwtv but my friend reblogged some gifs of armand but it was some cute blond guy??? And she said you’re the mothership of the fandom so pls explain I know nothing
Mothership of the fandom well that is a new title and flattering indeed! Idk about mothership but I am highly knowledgeable and pretty damn well organized with my tags when I’m not metatagging with my silliness, which makes it easier to answer these kinda questions.
Wellll I would need to see those gifs u mentioned but I would guess they are of Bjorn Andresen, who has been used as a face claim for many Armand RPers over time… sadly he is now 60+ yrs old but we can still adore the ~Amadeo perfection~ that he once was:



[that last one by vampchronfic]
May I just say that I love your blog. This blog is my all time favorite, it’s always makes me smile and grin. My favorite post are the ones about Louis, he’s my favorite character and frankly (in my opinion) the hottest. Never stop posting.
Awwww thank mon papillon! Such an honor to be your absolute favorite like seriously I am an excellent dealer of this drug Here’s one of my faves of Louis bc it is so in character and he’s not denying his hotness:

Has this been done yet or-? Lestat’s VMA awards speech.
Hey do you think Louis has an obsession with boobs or does he just blatantly like them? Silly question I know but in some books he likes to describe them and look at them. I think he does a lot of that in Merrick.
Louis blatantly likes bewbs. That’s practically canon. Look he has his hand on her cleavage here – altho it is pretty far above the boobs – but that is no accident!

Obsessed with? Idk if I’d use that word. But yes, he does describe bewbs often (although in Merrick, it’s David telling that story, and it seems that HE is the one obsessed with her bewbs in particular).
Madeleine knew she had phenomenal boobs and wielded their seductive power like a pro:



Louis was partially under Armand’s spell here, but Madeleine totally used her bazongas to completely bewitch Louis into giving her what she wanted (IWTV):
“’ `If you were a mortal man; man and monster!’ she said angrily. `If I could
only show you my power…’ and she smiled malignantly, defiantly at me `… I could make you want me, desire me! But you’re unnatural!”
Ooooh burn! She basically just called him NOT A MAN. That her powers only worked on men with working man parts. Claudia might have told her about that.
“’… What can I give you! What can I do to make you give me what you have!’ Her hand hovered over her breasts, seeming to caress them like a man’s hand.”
^I think they teach strippers to do that to excite their audience.
“It was strange, that moment; strange because I could never have predicted the feeling her words incited in me, the way that I saw her now with that small enticing waist, saw the round, plump curve of her breasts and those delicate, pouting lips. She never dreamed what the mortal man in me was, how tormented I was by the blood I’d only just drunk. Desire her I did, more than she knew;….”
“I’m The Vampire Lestat. Remember me? The vampire who became a super rock star, the one who wrote the autobiography? The one with the blond hair and the gray eyes, and the insatiable desire for visibility and fame? You remember.”
– Lestat (’Queen of the Damned’)



















