Actually, there seems to be a few steps missing from this ‘guide’. I don’t want to mislead my fans into thinking they can achieve proper Lestatism in less than ten steps.
Have impeccable fashion sense
Fall in love with (almost) anyone who seems even remotely interesting…. except for Armand.
Remember to visit Louis at least once or twice every few years or so, less he start whining loud enough for you to hear it.
(Actually pretend youre not obsessed with Armand by saying you love everyone but him)
The best part is that this could go for either one of them
*reminder dings*
Louis: Gods my life would be so much better if I spent the rest of my life depressed and bitter instead of eternity depressed bitter AND a babysitter for this lunatic
Lestat: Now I have to babysit a suicidal vampire for eternity aren’t I lucky….
1. What they smell like: Leather, coffee and cigarettes with a hint of vanilla and raspberry because of his shampoo and conditioner.
2. How they sleep (sleeping position, schedule, etc): Either face down with his arm curled under his head under the pillow or in the fetal position
3. What music they enjoy: Classical music and mostly songs he hears here and there.
4. How much time they spend getting ready every morning: twenty minutes to two hours if he’s being picky about what he wants to wear and tries on five different outfits.
5. Their favorite thing to collect: instruments, mainly strings and pianos. Or he collects sheet music. He also enjoys small rocks found on the beach filling up clear vases with them and setting them around his home. //exes// How dare you mun I do no such thing
6. Left or right-handed: ambidextrous
7. Religion (if any): ….
8. Favorite sport: ….Hunting
9. Favorite touristy thing to do when traveling: sightseeing under the stars.
10. Favorite kind of weather: Prefers when the air just begins to have a slight chill to it. Rain makes him reflect, and he hates being cold, though will still venture outside to watch the snow fall and then complain about how cold it is.
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