vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

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spoopy-tiny-tyrant:

kyra-lord-of-dystopia:

poorhornycat:

professor-sweetpea:

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

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better

Okay good i didn’t want to reblog this without the racoon one

the raccoon one tho

Favorite commercial thing.

URL : i-want-my-iwtv

lestat-delight:

Send Me a URL for Positivity!

@i-want-my-iwtv

I’ll tell you:

Am I following? No | Yes | Am Now

What I like about the theme: My goodness! Its organization is perfect omg i cry >.<

What I like about their muse: As far as I know, they have 2 muses (Louis and Lestat) and I love every single bit about them. I mean, they are so complete and accurate! 

What I like about their portrayal: As I was mentioning before, their portrayal is terribly accurate and wonderful. The amount of research and character analysis they’ve made is utterly noticeable, and it’s amazing how their Louis and Lestat answer every fandom’s doubt.

What I like about the mun: EVERYTHING! I love how perfect their blog is and how right is the mun, who has answers for most of the fandom’s problems. They have helped me too much and I must admit that I am grateful for that and all the support and fandom love ( #Spread the love ) Well, basically she’s the fandom’s queen and I love them so much because they’re perfect.

AWwww you sweet thing let me love u!

annabellioncourt:

ninjagiry:

durnesque-esque:

There is a “suck” joke just waiting to be made….

There’s more than just a suck joke and I am ashamed of myself for thinking of that

it was ninjagiry and not me that tagged these “period panties” but I think i-want-my-iwtv needs to see these horrible things.

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longtallsallyd:

Clint Eastwood in The First Traveling Saleslady (1956)

The signs as vampires

Aries: Reckless™. Doesnt know how to cover up their tracks. Ends up hiring someone to do it for them. Skilled at speed walking
Taurus: turns humans into vampires out of boredom. Accidentally creates a huge clan. Ends up a leader. Nice.
Gemini: the vampire that messes with everyone just because they’re immortal. Gets in trouble lots because they can get out of it easily. The vampire who accidentally ends up well known among other vampires by doing something stupid as hell
Cancer: feels guilty all the time. Likes the perks though. Living forever is cool.
Leo: the vampire who thinks they could be part of the Avengers or some crap. Thinks they’re some kind of vampire superhero. Actually ends up being some really lonely vampire who longs for another half.
Virgo: always thinking of ways their kind can blend in with humans. Misses being human. Probably binges because they avoid eating for a long time.
Libra: the preppiest vampire ever. Who cares if we’re undead? Doesn’t mean we cant party and have a great fashion sense, am i right? Lets go become undead models in high fashion.
Scorpio: intensity increased by a million percent. Falls in love with a human. Appears like the stereotype but occasionally wishes they were human.
Sagittarius: no guilt whatsoever. Feels as if they’re the superior race so who tf gives a damn about stupid humans. Plays with their food
Capricorn: always coming up with ways to take over the world. Vampires should be in charge. Humans are so dumb and temporary.
Aquarius: uses their abilities to help people. Mostly wishes everyone was a vampire so they could all look after themselves. The vampire that was shunned from their clan for being too “human like”.
Pisces: the coolest vampire ever. Uses their abilities to have fun. Thats it. You live forever so you might has well be eternally amused.

madame-skellington:

vcpositivity:

“Sending a shoutout to all of the quiet people who slip in and out of the fandom leaving comments and positive energy, thinking that they’re invisible or unnoticed. You’re not. You are noticed and you are valued. Thank you for being here, maintaining your presence, and for supporting others. Thank you for contributing to this vibrant community and everything that you do.”

that’s really nice! Q^Q
and as a person who feels directed with have to thank whoever wrote this! :3

Yes, this is directed at you! Among others ❤

Ok so like, howwwwww …. does your vampire body know to grow your hair back, and to the same length. Like, you talk about vamps cutting their hair and then it grows back, which, ok, whatever, but then how does your body know when to STOP growing it. Like, uh oh, better add a few more inches for Claudia, but Armand only had a bob when he died, can’t go over that. How would it know?

merciful-death:

I stopped questioning these things many years ago.  I have no idea why it is that way.  It simply is.

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I think the vampiric parasite (Amel) analyzes the blueprint of the host’s body when it’s installed and it then immediately uninstalls the features it doesn’t need (e.g. internal reproductive organs). It then starts converting all the organic matter of the host body into its own substance to “perfect it” into the pure supernatural killing machine that it wants to be. 

In that sense, that initial blueprint probably indicates length of hair, beard growth, muscle shape and position, etc., at time of death, and those are elements that the vampiric parasite program respects and wants to maintain as it continues to “update” its host body. It could be detrimental if a vampire shaved its head and then was stuck like that for eternity. The external appearance of the host body will affect its ability to hunt, and thus, preserve itself. It’s in the parasite’s interest for the host to continue to survive so that it can, too.

However, if the vampire had shaved as a mortal before turning, then that would be maintained.

BTW, about nails:

The nail growth part of vampire mythology seems to stem from how corpses tended to shrivel from dessication in their coffins after death, hence, making it appear that their fingernails had grown longer. Although I think hair does continue to grow for a short while after death? I’m not sure.