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theverge:

This earthquake-proof bed will bury you alive in comfort    

Earthquakes. Humanity’s oldest foe. Right up there with snakes, fire, and other humans when it comes to things that will definitely probably kill you some day. Which is why you need one of these terrifying earthquake-proof beds. In the event of a quake, your conspicuously massive four-poster will simply swallow you up whole, letting you get back to sleeping while the world itself shatters around you.

SHAME RECTANGLE SHAME RECTANGLE SHAME RECTANGLE SHAME RECTANGLE

#coffin #its a coffin

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As I was in the middle of one of my finals today, your comment about Tom Cruise needing to stahp popped into my head, and it required everything in my power to not start laughing in the middle of the quiet gymnasium.

*snorts in my coffee* EXCELLENT i am such a fabulous influence on young impressionable minds. No really, I’m pleased that I could make your finals a teensy bit fun *u*

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[X] …and he SHOULD stahp, he is not, in fact, invincible, like DUDE there are ~professional stuntpeople~ for a REASON please support our economy and HIRE THEM TOM.

I just wanted to say that I’m really sick right now and panicking because of some disease phobia I have, and your blog is incredibly comforting and distracting right now, thank you for being you <3

You poor sweet thing! I’m so sorry you’re going through challenging times; very glad my addiction mess is a ray of sunshine moonlight for you in your time of need *u* 

What do you like best? Memeythings? Fanart? Gifs? What I’m asking is, What’s the real Chicken Soup for the Vampiring Soul around here? I’ll try to queue up what u like ;}

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Your tags give me life XD

Thank u luv! ♥u♥ *attack hugs*

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I was gonna put my fave tag links here but I cannot do the proper research for it rn, will try to do it later bc BELIEVES IT OR NOT I do try to tag things in such a way that I can organize this mess somewhat but then I add a bunch of THOUGHTS to it which is purely for our own enjoyment >;}

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@takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever

i-want-my-iwtv:

“How to describe what humans look like to us! … you can’t imagine what it’s like for us to look on living flesh. There are those billions of colors and tiny configurations of movement, yes, that make up a living creature on whom we concentrate.

But the radiance mingles totally with the carnal scent. Beautiful, that’s what any human being is to us, if we stop to consider it, even the old and the diseased, the downtrodden that one doesn’t really “see” in the street. They are all like that, like flowers ever in the process of opening, butterflies ever unfolding out of the cocoon.“ 

The Vampire Lestat

I love this quote bc it means that just being alive makes us ALL beautiful.

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Can I just add: the way Lestat tilts his head in that second gif, #he’s so curious, #catlike, #absorbing the whole experience, #being in a moving car, #delicious pulse of a fresh victim burning in his hand, #all served up and waiting, #like Holy Communion, #Daniel might be one of Lestat’s first human kills since reviving himself, #all those years spent healing mind and body reading comic books, #living vicariously through Sam Spade, #eating rats and alley cats in a filthy hovel, #which is normally repulsive to him on so many levels, #wearing an old moldy blanket, #rejected by Louis, #utterly alone, #hiding from all the evolving world and scary new technology #and now he’s IN IT, #he heard Louis’ voice from the street and followed, #lurked anxiously outside, #bc even in San Francisco a wraith like him could arouse suspicion, #picked the license plate number out of Daniel’s mind, #got into the backseat and waited in his car, #waited in the dark as Daniel tossed his leather jacket on him, #waited hungrily, #lips too dry to even close properly, #and now he’s ready to leap into the next big adventure, #… #just needs a good meal first.