“The beautiful know they have power, and she had, in her diminutive charm, a certain power of which she was always casually aware.”
Claudia from “Interview With The Vampire” by Anna Rice. This is one of very rare novel that I’m glad the movie adaption made it slightly different from the original, imagine how awkward it would be if they actually depicted the romance between Louis and Claudia, or that part when the young boy that Armand kept for extra blood bag got boner when he had his blood sucked…
close up of the WIP ive been painting since last night. i just felt like playing with colors i guess… &obviously my reference is louis (AKA 90′s brad pitt) bcuz who tf else do i even care about these days? ?? ((no one)))
A patron suggested I draw some gay vampires getting married and mentioned AR’s ideas for their wedding and it blew my mind. I’m still not the biggest fan of AR but man I still love these sad vampires~
“Ugly fights, terrible fights, finally, Armand broken down, glassy-eyed with silent rage, then crying softly but uncontrollably as if some lost emotion had been rediscovered which threatened to tear him apart.”
*sigh*
But yaay! My 2-part Daniel and Armand artwork is finished! I did my best with this piece, and it was my first time mixing digital with traditional art.
A communion wafer, according to the internet, is about .25g. Jesus was a healthy young man, who worked manual labor and walked everywhere. The average male in Biblical times was 5′1″ and about 110 pounds so call it 50kg or 50,000 grams. So 200,000 wafers to make up a whole Jesus. At one wafer a week that’s 3846 to eat a whole Jesus at weekly communion. If you went to Mass daily you could do it in under 550 years.
1000 communion wafers from Amazon costs $15, so acquiring a Jesus load would set you back about $3000
But that’s just the body. Jesus also bade his followers to drink his blood. How much of that Jesus communion wafer supply needs to be replaced with communion wine to account for his blood, and how much of that would need to be consumed to have drunk all his blood as well?
The human body contains roughly 5 liters of blood.
Communion wine costs about $66 for a case of 12 x 750 ml bottles (9000 ml).
So half a case is 4500 ml, or close enough if Jesus was on the small side which is reasonable given what we know of the times.
Thus, Jesus’ blood would be about 6 bottles of communion wine, costing $33.
How much of his weight was his blood, now? We can bring down the wafer count.
Osnap what an excellent question.
Water has a specific gravity of 1.0 and weighs 1kg/liter. Wine has a specific gravity if 1.5 thus weighs 1.5kg per liter.
4.5L of wine would weigh 6.75kg or about 15 pounds.
Reducing the wafer load by 6.75kg yields 43.25kg so call it 161,000 wafers or $2450 and change.
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THIS HAS OVER 40,000 NOTES AND WITHIN FIFTEEN MINUTES I FOUND THIS IN MY MESSAGES:
“and then i saw him walk across the room. he got very close to me and whispered “back that sass up”“
80,000 NOTES AND I GOT ONE!
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He descended upon me, that pink archangel, with those pink and ripe nipples. “
12 minutes “Oh not. Not another fire bender!” I said to myself. But then he came up behind me and grabbed my ass. So he’s cool now I guess 288,250 notes
HALF AN HOUR AT MOST “Its okay,” he said leaning his walking stuck against the wall and removing the young man’s glasses “ let me frost your roll” matt the blind cinnamon roll blushes as his core softened for his new lover.
10 minutes
“loki looked both ways, making sure it was safe to cross the bifrost before shouting, “lesbians assemble”
GOT ONE, a few hours later!!1!
‘So then Lestat broke into the room followed by a fed up Louis “I WANT MY INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE” He shout, the movie wasnt even edited yet’
I-want-my-IWTV 