HAVE YOU EVER SEEN “MAGNOLIA”? TOM CRUISE PLAYS THIS TOTAL DUDE-BRO SCUM BAG SELLING LESSONS ON HOW TO HOOK UP WITH WOMEN.

i frACKIN’ LOVE “MAGNOLIA.” 

I own a copy, on DVD, the old-fashioned way, so I can lend it to ppl ❤

Is this not Lestat?: “I will not apologize for who I am. I will not apologize for what I need. I will not apologize for what I want!”

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^Actual Footage of dude-bro scumbag (well he seemed like a scumbag, only later do we find out that he’s not 100% scumbag) Lestat selling lessons to Louis on how to hook up with kill women evildoers.

[frankthemack pssst you are being summoned…]

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oniko-aya:

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Hey so I thought I knew shit about iwtv but my friend reblogged some gifs of armand but it was some cute blond guy??? And she said you’re the mothership of the fandom so pls explain I know nothing

Mothership of the fandom well that is a new title and flattering indeed! Idk about mothership but I am highly knowledgeable and pretty damn well organized with my tags when I’m not metatagging with my silliness, which makes it easier to answer these kinda questions.

Wellll I would need to see those gifs u mentioned but I would guess they are of Bjorn Andresen, who has been used as a face claim for many Armand RPers over time… sadly he is now 60+ yrs old but we can still adore the ~Amadeo perfection~ that he once was:

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[that last one by vampchronfic]

merciful-death:

ooc; So, I really, really passionately hate asking for things, and unfortunately, this is the second time in a year that I’ve had to post about veterinary bills.

This is Spice.  She’s my dad’s cat, she’s almost eight years old, and she’s a sweetheart.  She’s been really sick.  A trip to the veterinarian revealed that she’d been retaining fluid in her abdomen and that her white blood cell count was through the roof.  It all happened very suddenly.  The veterinarian has diagnosed her with peritonitis in the abdomen, though we’re still not sure of the exact cause.  There’s a chance it could be FIP.

She had to have an emergency surgery that’s required hospitalization at the vet’s.  Our bill thus far is over $900.

Money has been really tight this past year and I’ve already almost maxed out my credit cards.  My dad has been in and out of the hospital this year and hasn’t been able to work due to his disabilities.  I’m his primary caregiver.  I work two jobs and a good chunk of my money goes to covering his medications, insurance, and groceries.  I sincerely would not ask for money if I didn’t truly need it.  Getting Spice back to good health is so important to us.  She’s a precious cat that we love dearly.

I’m willing to make graphics or do drabble requests in return for any money donated.  Any little bit helps.

My GoFundMe is here.

Thank you so much. ;;

Help a VC fandom member kitteh out, show some $ love! If you can’t,
please reblog.

I know I JUST reblogged a $ignal boost thing in the last 24 hrs, and
I try not to do these too often for obvious reasons. I do know this person, the mun is a wonderful person with an enormous heart who has been called the “Mom” of our fandom on occasion for all she does to try to promote fanartists and encourage peace and friendship here, but that’s not a factor here.
I’m fortunate that I have a job, and can afford to be financially supportive
when possible. 

What
if you were in this situation? Can you imagine the amount of strength it takes
to ask strangers for financial support?

TL;DR:
My point is this: All of this tumblr content you enjoy is free (aside from
whatever you pay your internet provider and whatever device(s) you paid for to
access it). I don’t have a ‘Donate’ tip jar on my blog. All of my content is
free.

If
you enjoy this stuff, please consider how little even $5 would be to pay for
the years of material I (and others) have produced for your pleasure in our
archives. merciful-death is offering to write drabbles or make graphics, don’t you need a fancy promo graphic? You do.


Take
that $5 (or more! *u*) and send it to someone whose life would be significantly
improved by it.

Like, if we were to meet one day, and you were to gush about how much you love my blog (bc you obviously do, I mean, c’mon, you know it’s true), would you pony up the $5 for a coffee to sit with me and squee over fanart in our coffeeshop AU? PUT THAT $5 TOWARDS THIS CAUSE.

mediocre-latinist:

jasonalanclark:

emiibarazakis:

skrulls:

taejira:

pickmanslovelymodel:

also, i really want there to be more vampires and so on who, instead of speaking in a charming, cultured, but vaguely old-fashioned way because they are a 275-year-old consciousness in an undead, unaging 19-year-old body, talk in embarrassingly misapplied or outdated slang and pop culture references in a failed effort to blend in with their apparent peer group

…or who speak pretty normally most of the time, but lapse into saying stuff like “GOD’S WOUNDS, YOU CUR“ when they get upset enough

vampires who got turned 30 years ago and still say “radical”

vampires who just use WAY too much 90s slang. vampires who say “booyah” when they get too excited.

vampires who mix all slang from the past 5 centuries mercilessly within the same breath and don’t even try to stop it anymore.

Unhand me, you egg-sucking, lily-livered, jive-talking, whackadoo. Foul villain! Cur! I bite my thumb at thee, you ugly motherfucker, so hasta la bye bye, daddy-o!

My eyes are bleeding

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templeofloki:

What is with the look on his face he’s like “Somewhere in the world, somebody is misquoting Shakespeare. I can sense it.”

Hi i was wondering if you know any good Interview with the vampire fanfiction. I’m finding it very hard to find any fanfiction. Thanks x

Fanfic?? there’s no such thing as VC fanfic… pfffft. What are you crazy honestly??!

^Lestat is laughing bc he knows I is sarcastic.

In short, Anne Rice had waged war on VC fanfic in the mid-90s, sic’ing her lawyers on many fanfic writers, eventually breaking apart fanfic sites (“speculative fiction” or “spec” archives/communities) and driving many of these writers to stop writing altogether or do so in a more underground way.

Currently, she’s had conflicting stances on fanfic, but hasn’t made outright war at nearly that level. We try not to tag her in discussions of it, basically, we don’t try to provoke her by making our caches of VC fanfic known. Especially on Facebook, where she’s very active and might see it. She posted this on her FB in 2014 (I think):

Archive of Our Own (aka AO3) should satisfy you. Lots of good things about that site, one of which is the ability to bookmark/download/comment/kudos fics. They also have a mission statement about protecting these fanworks from copyright infringement arguments.

There’s also fanfiction.net, which I haven’t really tried, ppl say it’s good. 

You can try my #fanfic tag here, in which I’ve collected some that have made their way to tumblrland.

Also, explore the VC RP community here on tumblr, their threads are a form of fanfic. We don’t really have a wide-spread active VC RP directory but you can start with the vcdirectory (not updated currently, but there may still be some blogs on there to peruse), vcpositivity, and withinthesavagegarden

cloudsinvenice:

violet-bayou:

OMG

My boyfriend just looked at this and went, “That’s Claudia… and Lurch standing behind… and Ed Milliband sitting.“ 

Yeah, I think something went wrong with this cover… kind of interesting, though, that the blurb was so up-front about the erotic quality of Claudia’s attraction for Louis.