luthi69:

“Sometimes I become spellbound in the middle of Wal-Mart.”
“Sometimes I become spellbound in the middle of Wal-Mart.”

“Sometimes I become spellbound in the middle of Wal-Mart.”

Lestat losing his aesthetic shit in the middle of Wal-Mart. Someone draw this, I will give you my soul for it.

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cup-of-lixx:

seasidesilk:

♡ goodnight sweet prince, may flights of devils wing you to your rest ♡

was armand the one with the thing for ragtime, or lestat?

luthi69:

i-want-my-iwtv:

wha-? Is that canon or fanon? Lol! 

Omg, listening to it now, it’s so cliche! pfffft. Lestat would love it.

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It reminds me of this terrible and hilarious mashup, War of the Worlds set to the Benny Hill theme music. Watch if you DARE.

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It’s Armand and it’s actually canon and one of my favorite parts to visualize in QotD (although it’s honky-tonk not ragtime, but their styles are related)
I mean, just imagine Daniel waking up to that, looking completely DONE.

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Queen of the Damned, page 88

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merciful-death:

❝ You whining coward of a vampire who prowls the night killing alley cats and rats and staring for hours at candles as if they were people and standing in the rain like a zombie until your clothes are drenched and you smell like old wardrobe trunks in attics and have the look of a baffled idiot at the zoo.❞

I have this headcanon where Armand is just /so/ oblivious when it comes to jokes, puns, etc. Like, you have to explain every detail to him so he’ll get it and yes this is really dumb I just needed to share it.

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Here I am! I think that one of my favourite quote is.. no, well, there are so many.. but I’ll take one from “Scelti dalle Tenebre” (The Vampire Lestat). It’s taken from the Conversation between Nicolas and Lestat, one of my favourite part of the book. “Vedevo l’universo, il sole, i pianeti e le stelle, e la notte nera che si protrae in eterno. Cominciai a ridere. “. That made me feel so sick but I loved it.

Thank u! Wow, they changed the title of TVL to “Chosen by Darkness”. Wonder why? Obviously Lestat was Chosen by Darkness, claimed by it, not having the choice himself. 

Google translate tells me your fave quote is:

I saw the universe , the sun , the planets and the stars , and the dark night that lasts forever . I started laughing . < You know it ! We will never know why the hell has happened , even when it will end ! > “ .

Which is different than the English version:

I saw the universe, a vision of the sun, the planets, the stars, black night going on forever. And I began to laugh. "Do you realize that! We’ll never know why the hell any of it happened, not even when it’s over!”


A big thing I remember being shocked and impressed with when I first read the VC at 11 yrs old was that Anne Rice was getting away with several cardinal sins in writing: 

  • starting a sentence with “And”
  • starting a sentence with “But”
  • Adding Capital Letters Wherever it looks like it might Add Impact (we refer to these as Rice Caps)
  • So many more…

It looks like in the Italian translation, at least in that one quote you shared, has corrected the starting a sentence with “And” sin!

That, and the other changes, may be error(s) in Google translate. It’s still interesting to compare.  

Lestat would want to be a reality tv star, the other jobs take too much work.

vagabonddaniel:

//One of my favorite things is idea of these vampires being on reality shows. Like just in general. But especially like ridiculous ones made up for them specifically. Like:

The Fledgling – 20 gorgeous young people compete to be Lestat de Lioncourt’s next fledgling by trying to win him over with one-on-one dates and their own charming personalities. Including a very special episode where Louis de Pointe du Lac gets to pick the people who get a date with Lestat. Hosted by Daniel Molloy. (Armand bribes the producers to let him into the editing bay and make an entire episode where Lestat rolls around on a bed complaining about the size of his feet and his other inadequacies.) 

The Talamasca Files – Follow awkward, can’t-say-no-to-vampires Talamasca Agent Stirling Oliver, as he flagrantly breaks his organization’s #1 Rule (”Do not engage with Lestat!”) and investigates supernatural happenings in New Orleans. Special guest appearances by the Mayfairs. 

The Real Vampires of Night Island – Immortality! Eternal youth! Constant drama! Watch vampires lead glamorous, picturesque lives as they navigate their way through a mortal world that hates them for their beauty and riches. Highest rated episode to date: “The Suit.” A red velvet riding jacket disappears from Lestat’s closet and he sets out to find the culprit. (Spoiler alert: it’s Marius. Spoiler alert: That’s all he’s wearing.) 

I mean, you know, for example. It’s not like I’ve thought about this a lot…

#it got better

i-want-my-iwtv:

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Armand bribes the producers to let him into the editing bay and make an entire episode where Lestat rolls around on a bed complaining about the size of his feet:

“Seldom did I see my feet in black socks. I knew almost nothing personally about my feet. They looked rather small for the twenty-first century. Bad luck. But six feet was still a good height.” 

~Lestat de Lioncourt, Blood Canticle