i’d been talking to my sister about how the coven is like family that tolerate/love each other, then hate each over & over. only bc vampires it’s like hundreds of years instead of between holidays. we decided it reminded us of southern folk most bc lord god if any group is BEST at interchanging PA tolerance and grudging love, it’s
kinfolk south of the mason-dixon line. bless their hearts.
so then southern family mortal AU
armand is clearly the spoiled baby of the family who has fucked everyone over at least once being selfish & lestat is the black sheep. louis exists between being embarrassed by and endeared to them kinda like canon Huh
I hear birthday greetings are in order. I have no skill as an artist or singer so here is a gif of Armand singing. I’m pretty sure it is Happy Birthday. I can’t imagine it would be anything else.
Awwww I love being serenaded by a lovely ginger-haired immortal!
♛ So let me get this right, ma petite… you want only autographs from Armand and myself, and you want the flesh and blood of Louis and Marius? Well that IS a tall order, you realize. It takes quite alot of effort and flirtation for me to get any of their flesh and blood even for myself! Quite a lot of persuasion and some degree of mischief.
…Unless you mean you merely wish to be in the presence of Louis and Marius? Even so, I must admit I am still somewhat saddened that your preference is for them and not glorious, magnificent – and much more fun – MOI. They have their moments (should you wish to spend several hours in lecture) but really, a night on the town with Armand and I bickering the entire time would be more exciting, non?
However, I’ll see what I can do, in light of the fact that you swore you would love me more than your own hair. I love no one above my beautiful mane, so I take that oath very seriously ❤
I-want-my-IWTV 