This compilation of Leslie Knope compliments is a little bit of a hot mess…much like our beloved Ann herself. I’ve never done this kind of text-collage thing before so it was quite a challenge!
♛Et tu me fais plaisir, aussi! Il faut que je continuer à faire ça, c’est ma metieret ma passion terrible.ooc; *hides face* because you’re gonna correct the femininity/masculinity of my nouns now but you should be impressed that I TRIED. “A” for effort, I award it to myself.
♠ (Louis) I did notice you were less critical of my wardrobe last night than you usually are. Is that really what you want for your self-awarded “reward” ? The last Shakespeare performance we went to put you to sleep in the first act. It was somewhat embarrassing, especially because you had insisted on overdressing us both for the occasion.
Don’t get
up on your high horse, I’m only trying to guide you. A man of such allure must
be at his best. It would be criminal not to see you in all your finery. It is possible that I was maladroit; please
see it as a consequence of my zealous nature.
As for my
somnolence, what can I say? Your aloofness prevents me to find rest during the
day. Show me mercy, ma beauté.
♠ You’re going to lay the blame for your sleep deprivation on me? Mon Dieu, Lestat, if you have trouble sleeping during the day it’s your own damned fault for installing speakers in your coffin.
Weren’t you the one who accused me of overdressing? I believe you called it “foolishness.” Instead of the contents of mine, perhaps you should be concerned about how flammable your own closet is.
Do you still want to go out tonight, mon pamplemoussier? Or have you had enough? I have fictional characters I could be spending this valuable time with.
I-want-my-IWTV 