Hey Lestat! What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

♛Well that is a blast from the past, as they say.

I don’t eat those, must watch my figure. That, and they’re completely inedible to me. 

It’s depressing that there is so much food and drink I never had the chance to try when I was mortal, many of which didn’t exist where I lived, not even by trade *sigh* And I barely had any appetite for any of it during my… little misadventure.

I have experimentally prodded and tongued at some of these things, the textures, scent, and colors of things are so intriguing! But it all ends up being repulsive.

i absolutely love you and this page and i have a question i know that vampires dont smoke but what does lestat think about smoking and cigarettes?

Thank you so much! And I love YOU, random citizen ;D

Re: Cigarettes:

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Lestat quite enjoys smoking.

He likes to do it to pester Louis, who finds cigarette smoke distasteful. Lestat also does it for the oral fixation aspect. It calms him to have a cigarette to fidget with, and it gives him a reason to carry a cool lighter around. 

Louis dislikes smoking bc he has a much stronger sense of smell. The Scent Gift, if you will and yet, he doesn’t mind sitting around in sewers in the movie… maybe he’s punishing himself extra when he was doing that…

Also:

  • Lestat has perfected the art of smoke-rings, too. 
  • Cloves are also something Lestat likes, for their scent.
  • You didn’t ask this specifically but I was thinking about it: marijuana and other smoked drugs have to be decanted in the blood of their victims for it to have any effect on them, but that doesn’t apply to cancer. Conveniently, vampire physiology setup rejects tumorous growths but accepts hallucinogenics!

annabellioncourt:

vampchronfic:

lifeistemporarydeathisforever:

redversaillesrose:

ok most of you probably know about this already

But the thing is that I can’t help but imagining Louis telling his story to Daniel right and then Lestat just storms in and just goes 

“Heard you were talking shit.”

Louis what’s good?!

mo

I’M GOING TO SIT HERE AND SCREAM FOREVER

You are the brat Prince, correct? Any advice for one newly gifted with the darkest of gifts?

♛I am indeed. You’ve found me, ma jeunesse.

So much advice to give, and yet, when others have given me advice it often fails to sink in until I’ve learned it the hard way… that’s why the “brat” part was wedged into my title *sighs* 

There’s too much to tell, and I’d rather not bother with the obvious things your maker should have taught you, or if you lacked one as I did, things you learned yourself in the first few nights (for your sanity: try to keep to a diet of evildoers only, try to cover up your kills, try not to kill in your home, spare no expense on lair security, etc.)…

But I’ll give you a few other choice pieces that I’ve picked up along the way, which can apply to mortals as well:

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