Do you want some more?

Now seemed like a good time to run a Best of I-want-my-iwtv! Top original (aside from the Rolling Stone fanart, and the FB reposts) posts from 2015.

December ♥ 728





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^Well I won’t lie I would read the hell out of this RPF, DO THE THING ANNE!

November ♥ 400





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Lestat does great cover songs.

October ♥ 77





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Louis honestly you make it too easy.

September ♥ 1957





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Louis what’s good?

August ♥ 388





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At least some of our fandom collectively lost our shit when Rock of Ages came out and tbh this is one of the best uses of publicity from that film, behold: Lestat on Rolling Stone’s cover.by LilithMF

July ♥ 414 (the generator missed this one! I had to add it in myself)





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Louis is Mostly Straight. While not as successful as the Bob’s Burgers x IWTV from June, it’s a longer scene and was still fun to make.

July ♥ 268





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Parks and Rec crossover meme? WHY THE HELL NOT

June ♥ 21,257 (the generator missed this one, too)





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Bob’s Burgers x IWTV? Uh, yasss. Only bc this audio worked so well for it.

June ♥ 402





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Monty Python crossover meme? TRY AND STOP MEH

May ♥ 952





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I actually really love Billy Joel and the idea that Lestat would, too, and that Claudia would NOT, well… I couldn’t resist.

April ♥ 986





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Honey your eyebrow game needs a little work.

March ♥ 542





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Finding Nemo crossover meme? Yisss.

February ♥ 328





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Surprising amount of notes on a random #vc casting post! Jan Uddin as Khayman, hm? Bonus, he has a man-bun in this photoset.

January ♥ 2542





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Monster’s Inc., indeed.

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remarried reblogged your post anonymous asked:So then.. Vampire… and added:

Then there’s the part in Pandora where Pandora wants to consummate her “marriage” to Marius after he turns her. She puts his dick inside her and concedes it doesn’t do much sexually but it’s comforting in the way any part of his body near her is so like Agreed 100% with the above.

^Yep, well-put.

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Marius & Pandora by Dany&Dany

“He was right. The lower organs meant nothing. He fed on me. I fed on him. This was our marriage.” – Pandora [more of that scene here]

I think she wanted to see for herself that it didn’t work bc she argued with him about like EVERYTHING whether his dick works is just one topic among MANY.

So then.. Vampires can experience sexual actions? I’ve always been confused about that part. Vampires can’t have children but can they still have sex? And feel the same way as humans?

darknessmolten:

vagabonddaniel:

devilsfool:

//Okay, this needs to be answered OOC, because my Lestat would have to answer with my personal headcanon, b/c I think Mater is full of shit. 

According to canon and Anne/Mater, her vampires do not experience sexual pleasure with their genitals. In QotD, Lestat calls his cock useless, claiming that it can no longer do what it was intended to, or some shit like that (I have a migraine and I’m not looking it up, but I’m sure @i-want-my-iwtv could give you the precise quote because she’s amazing). 

Anne of course (typically) reneges on this when she wrote PL, creates a bunch of faulty science bullshit so that Lestat can jizz for science and create Viktor. 

In fanon, it’s generally accepted that, yes, the vampires can have sex. There is some variation on this depending on what fic you are reading or who you are RPing with–but it’s generally agreed upon that vampire sex is 100% about the blood and sensuality, and that, even if they aren’t going to orgasm in the traditional sense, they are still going to get something pretty intense out of the entire situation. 

There are some pretty amazing fics out there that make sense of all this, but since Vampire Chronicles fan fiction doesn’t technically exist, I can’t help you find them. 

For my purposes, sure, Lestat has sex. Plenty of it. And it’s primarily about the blood. But there is also fun to be had with their bodies, and that’s more fun to write anyway, so there you have it. 

ooc: ALL OF THIS. Also like… you can’t tell me that vampire sensation is 10x that of a human and expect me to believe that sensual touch does nothing for them. Maybe they can’t reach climax but that’s what the blood is for. Doesn’t mean sexual acts don’t work as amazing foreplay. 

ooc: I’ve written about this before at some point I believe, but that’s very much my take on it too. Especially this: ‘you can’t tell me that vampire sensation is 10x that of a human and expect me to believe that sensual touch does nothing for them’

Hell yeah.

^Basically agreed with all 3 ppl here. Respect #Your headcanon may vary on this topic.

Canon doesn’t directly take on whether their dicks even work until the 3rd book,  when Lestat says:

“I studied my reflection … and the organ, the organ we don’t need, poised as if ready for what it would never again know how to do or want to do, marble, a Priapus at a gate” – Lestat, Queen of the Damned

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So I’ve discussed this topic at length in my tags for it: #asexuality, #asexual, #sex, #sexuality, #lets talk about sex. So check those out for more discussion on it. Ricean vampires still do feel sexual lust, it’s channeled through the experience of taking/sharing blood, and other sensually physical things.

In fanon there is a wide spectrum of whether they can have penetrative sex, some even speculate that their um… output… would be very bloody.

TL;DR: It all depends on your idea of what sex is. There are human couples who are unable (or do not want) to experience penetrative sex, and they can still be intimate with each other in other ways.

Claudia asks Louis about sex in IWTV, and he replies that it “‘…was something hurried…And… it was seldom savored… something acute that was quickly lost. I think that it was the pale shadow of killing.’”

He could have been lying a little to downplay it, so that she wouldn’t feel as bad for missing out on smtg she would never be able to experience, or maybe bc he truly felt that the experience of killing supercedes mortal intercourse. We don’t know bc #unreliable narrator. 


ALL THAT SAID, if you prefer to take AR’s word as the gospel for canon, she has been definitive about it:

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I think that reproductive obstacle (vampires are undead, they cannot carry a growing baby inside of dead flesh) is why Anne Rice made the choice that they could BE sexual, but not in a reproductive way.

n1ghtcrwler:

anabundanceofstilinskis:

poryqon:

“When the weather gets cold in a few months you will complain about it then, so enjoy this heat”
I will bitch about it now, I will bitch about it then, I will bitch about everything there is ever to bitch about, because guess what, Im a bitch

I feel like this needs to be Seussified. 

I will bitch about heat. 
I will bitch about cold. 
I will bitch about sunshine,
and about growing old. 

I will bitch about everything,
inside and out.
You will find there is nothing
I can’t bitch about. 

Reblog if you’ve ever yelled at a book.

riseoftheplanetofhamsters:

trostdistrict-trash:

toxic-love-is-fun-love:

cosmic-noir:

kripke-is-my-king:

polerin:

cannibalcoalition:

I can only assume that the ones who haven’t aren’t reading the right books.

FUCKING BOOKS.

Only all the time.

Does Fanfiction count??

Reblogging for how accurate the gif describes my life

Holy shit. This!

☼ (to primusdux) TO HEAR THE WORDS THAT MY MUSE WOULD WHISPER TO YOURS ONLY WHEN YOUR MUSE IS FAST ASLEEP

merciful-death:

primusdux | 1994

Green eyes took in the sight of the other, a slow rising and falling of Lestat’s chest the only movement the other had exhibited in nearly a week now.  Blue eyes stared forward, but they were soulless pits, terrifyingly vacant to the point of which Louis felt he could have drowned within them.  It disturbed him greatly to gaze into them, and yet it felt fitting punishment that he do so.

Head upon Lestat’s shoulder and fingers coming through tangles in the other’s golden locks of hair, he began to speak to him as he had every night, words in hushed French.  “I love you.  I am sorry.  I miss you.  I cannot watch you fade away any longer.  Come back.”