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Tag Archives: AGREES AGGRESSIVELY
I wanna ruin our friendship, we should be lovers instead. [x]
#Agrees aggressively
Reblog if you think Louis de Pointe du Lac has a cute butt
I want Bryan Fuller to make a really amazing miniseries on Cinemax of the Vampire Chronicles/ Mayfair Witches thatâs NC-17 and has all the gore and incest and necrophilia and everything in tact with the sultry artistic quality necessary for Southern Gothic literature
psssst:Â #SECONDED
Hermès Spring 2011
Probably Gabrielle
@i-want-my-iwtv
#AGREES AGGRESSIVELY
psssst, @viaticumforthemarquise
@silverkrystal #Lestat’s like an annoying mosquito sometimes honestly
I like to imagine that Lestat is a huge lingerie conisuer and he wears them for Louis sometimes because he feels pretty dammit
I have to agree *u* and I donât see why lingerie has to be limited to women only; anyone who feels pretty is entitled to express themselves however they see fit!
He also likes wearing these vintage-inspired sheer robes over the lingerie…
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// The number one thing that bothers me about Roseâs story in PL is that she both swallows and has acid thrown on her face and neck, including her eyes, and is somehow healed perfectly by the magic of Vampire blood. I realize it is a supernatural story, and that I am able to suspend my disbelief to believe that Vampires are real in the story and that they fly and all the other stuff. And their blood has been proven to heal wounds, though it has its limits. It cannot regrow limbs or organs lost before the transformation.Â
So Rose, who is both blind and mute by the end of the ordeal, should not have been able to be healed with Blood. I feel like itâs ARâs way of making everything okay for her special Mary Sue Self Insert. After all, if her plan all along is to kill off two strong female characters by the end of the book, one whom happens to be blind, and the other mute, then of course the special snowflake wonât be disabled either.Â
I firmly believe Iâve read Roseâs chapters more times than anyone by this point, all in the name of perfecting her nonexistent character. What happens is I find a trait mentioned in one sentence or one line and extrapolating out that to her whole life. Now, the same could be said of many side characters in VC. But I still feel like the end to Roseâs story could have been far more interesting than what we were given.Â
#AGREES AGGRESSIVELY
Not specifically about the acid (bc I have not reread her sections i just can’t bring myself to revisit that entire book yet), but I think you’ve actually articulated here what I couldn’t, about why I still can’t find love in my heart for her, an entire year after the release of that book. It’s not just me being a cranky old Earlier Canon Was Better preacher! *sobs* Thank you, nodominion-mun. It took guts to actually put this out there.
im gonna liveblog interview with a vampire so get ready kids
brad pitt talking in monotone is the single weirdest and funniest thing i have ever seen
i think im developing a thing for 80s/90s christian slater
âhow can i put you at ease?â idk maybe you shouldnât have told him youâre a vampireÂ
six minutes in and thereâs a montage with dramatic music and a deadpan monologue voice over provided by brad pitt i love this movie already
aaaaannnnnnndddâŚâŚâŚâŚ.now theyâre flying
theyâre in mid air, tom cruise in a blond wig is drinking brad pittâs blood, brad pitt made a sex noise when tom cruise detached himself from brad pittâs neck, and then tom cruise dramatically dropped him into a river. i really do love this movie
as in all period dramas, there is a scene where a rich person in lacy nightclothes lies coughing and gravely ill in their massive bed in a huge mansion. even when the period dramas have vampires, thereâs always this scene
question: how many times is tom cruise gonna attach himself to brad pittâs neck in this film
also: how many more dramatic speeches is tom cruise gonna have, and how many more sex noises is brad pitt gonna make
this movie is so dramatic i canât
do you mean to tell me that these two guys can just sit in a public tavern and casually drink someoneâs blood in the corner until they die and no-one notices??
tom cruise: [offers him rat blood]
brad pitt: [makes an âis this bitch for real?â face]
brad pitt:
brad pitt:
brad pitt: [drinks it anyway]
tom cruise: read her thoughts
brad pitt: [makes an âis this bitch for real?â face]
brad pitt:
brad pitt:
brad pitt: [tries it anyway]
brad pitt:Â
brad pitt: i canât
the âNYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAâ then the high pitched squeak/laugh iâm losing my shit
in other news, this immortal vampire is also a grape-throwing eight-year-old
HEâS DANCING WITH THE FUCKING CORPSEÂ
claudia: whereâs mama??
lestat: [brief âoh shit what do i tell her without seeming like a homicidal maniacâ moment]
lestat:
lestat:
lestat: sheâs in heaven
theyâre parents. its official. lestat and louis are an old married couple, complete with daughter. i canât believe i donât even have to make this up
âyouâre mine and louisâ daughter nowâ gay vampire dads i cannot fucking believe this
claudia: eww dad when did u eat rats
louis: long time ago, before u were bornÂ
louis, silently in his head: and it was bc of fucking lestat so donât blame that shit on me
canât believe claudia is having a teenage rage while louis is like OH NO BBY CALM DOWN and lestat is yelling NOT IN THE FUCKING HOUSE
the only thing not making this a scene from a domestic family comedy/drama is the dead body
thereâs door-slamming and everything amazing
claudia: oh btw theyâre dead ¯_(ă)_/ÂŻ
lestat:
lestat:
claudia:Â ÂŻ_(ă)_/ÂŻ
lestat:
lestat: fuck
lestat: LOUIS
THIS WAS WORTH ALL THE DIGITAL INK IT WAS PRINTED WITH
“question: how many times is tom cruise gonna attach himself to brad pittâs neck in this film”
Not enough times. NOT NEARLY ENOUGH TIMES.
Post-Modern Jukebox: Seven Nation Army (Vintage New Orleans Dirge)
@i-want-my-iwtv Lestat, no?
Lestat YES
I-want-my-IWTV 