“Oh my god, I’m turning into—a vampire!”
“But how? I didn’t even bite you yet!”
Premature edraculation
…this fucking website.
And then there was the time Dracula tried to turn into a bat but ended up as a gecko instead. But then, a reptile dysfunction is common in older men…
Imagining Lestat pulling this one out to watch Louis cringe and grumble.
Anne is so cute and sweet.
YES WE WANT ACTION FIGURES PLZ *grabby hands*
She wants “mass produced and readily available action figures …that might pass for Lestat, so that anyone could have one for a few bucks” !!! Anne, do you know how much Barbies cost these days? More than “a few bucks” but still, I like where she’s going with this.
@gothiccharmschool added:
I WANT A MOPING LOUIS FIGURE!
@cloudsinvenice added:
I WANT MOPING LOUIS ACTION FIGURE, THAT STILL COUNTS AS ACTION and he comes with a few dead rat accessories… and a few tattered books. Also:
@vampchronfic added:
@octoberreads added:
@audacityinblack added:
@annabellioncourt added:
@phantomseptember added:
@redversaillesrose added:
♫WE WILL WE WILL ROCK U♫
Yeah, same here! (except that I don’t look like him at all *cries*) We can go along with him on his journey and gather the reasons for our own philosophical choices and see the mistakes and why he made them, and ask ourselves what we would have done differently, or the same, in his position.
He does have flaws, for sure. Flaws that could spiral anyone into depression. But his lust for life overrides everything ❤
And I think part of why we all love him against our own better judgment is that even when he royally fracks up, he gets back up, dusts himself off, and careens into the next car.
A naked Spanish men throws flower petals at the picture of the Birth of Venus by Botticelli
- the guy in the background is legit all what is my life
- what am i seeing now
- is this the end times
- hey i wonder if he’s single (via @sarkastically)
Imagine Your OTP.
#Lestatuesque #Louis is legit all What is my life #Ah yes this is where i have laid my affections
Staff at the Louvre moved artworks to higher floors as Paris experienced its worst flooding in 30 years.
> Photo by Markus Schreiber (2016).
#this looks like an EXCELLENT house party (via xxxdragonfucker69xxx)
Is this more Lestat or more Marius?
They both like to collect statues, Marius just takes better care of his 😉 Plus, Lestat prefers the nude ones.
For audacityinblack [X]
Oh definitely! This isn’t exactly what you meant but I remembered this dialogue from Hook, and my hand slipped, you can tell Lestat would be using a very annoying voice here to imitate Claudia:
if you really want to fuck a vampire then i’d say you’re down for the count
damn thats a lot of notes and a lot of vampire fuckers, i guess its time to raise the stakes
#this sparkly-ass bloodsucking disco ball of vanity
Some or all of that may in fact be true. Our fandom’s true OTP is Lestat/Mirrors.
As for the #vampire physiology aspect, I don’t think Lestat is THAT shiny. Without spoiling anything for you, I’ll tell you that his skin, at least in mid-canon, is not as marble-white as some other vampire flesh can be. Yeah, if he knows he’s going to be photographed (like for modeling!), he’d probly use a light spray tan to reduce the glare.
Vanity is definitely his fave sin. Gluttony would probably be a close second >;}
I-want-my-IWTV 