This is super random but I was listening to my vc playlist on shuffle and was getting lestat the musical songs alternating with savage garden songs, so now I have this weird hybrid in my head going, “break me, shake me, make me as you are…”

That’s a great combo bc Savage Garden got their name from VC! 

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Two of the members, Daniel Jones and Darren Hayes, split off from their original band, Red Edge. Their new duo together was called Crush, and then “was renamed Savage Garden after a phrase from The Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice, “Beauty was a Savage Garden”.” [X]

Lestat loves Savage Garden. Definitely. Idk what he thinks about Lestat the Musical but I would guess that he would be pissed that they didn’t just hire him to act as himself. Not that he would audition. Or that they would know how to reach him. But still! 

Hi sorry me again. What are your thoughts on the weird casting choice of Antonio Banderas for Armand in IWTV¿¿? Have you considered….A meme of it!? D:

(@luthi69 beat me to the punch on that one!)

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[WWDITS/IWTV mashup by @luthi69 please reblog from the link or the source]

I admit that I have a lot of nostalgia for Antonio!Armand, so it doesn’t seem as weird to me… I hope the new adaptation(s) have a more canon-compliant Armand bc I think it can be handled in a way that wasn’t possible in the early 90′s, the pedophilia inherent in an adult-looking vampire being in a relationship (of some kind) with a teenage-looking vampire, even though they are ~90 and ~400 years old, respectively.

There were a lot of good reasons for casting a non-compliant Armand, and I talk about it in my #Defending Antonio tag, @vraik captured the taboo aspect of it very well [X]:

HEY. HEY. YOU KNOW WHO I LOVE? 

Antonio Banderas Armand. 

I ranted about this at length once, and realized it might be worth excising that particular section from my recaps and letting it stand on its own. SO LET ME TELL YOU A THING.

“Not only does Banderas give one hell of a performance, clearly entranced by Louis and convinced his ruthlessness is an acceptable means to an end (and then Louis dumps him immediately and Banderas’ crushed look that WHOOPS OVERESTIMATED just destroyed me). It’s really genuine, maybe the movie’s best after Cruise and Dunst, and at least half his dialogue is lifted without change from the books. But all that gets overlooked, because he doesn’t look like a teenager. And there’s a certain fairness to that – Armand’s body adds a dimension to his interactions with others as much as Claudia’s does. But now let me give you a hot dose of context.

In 1994, it was still a pretty common argument to conflate homosexuality with pedophilia, particularly with gay men.  THINK OF THE CHILDREN, Y’ALL. The movie already had to deal with the Claudia/Louis relationship, which only tenuously steps the worst landmines of creepiness, as we discussed, by avoiding physicality and giving mentally grown Claudia all the power. So, the filmmakers maybe didn’t want to stack, on top of that stack of gunpowder, a relationship with yet another underage character, particularly one that so played into existing stereotypes.

Then there’s the fact that, by virtue of the script, Louis’ feelings for Armand are a lot more explicitly tender and obvious than his relationship with Lestat. Back then, it was a big deal if you asked an actor to, gasp, play gay. Heavens forfend. But Banderas, in addition to being a handsome fellow and a marketable star, had also appeared in Philadelphia in 1993 (aka the movie where the Noble Gay dying nobly from AIDS is nice enough to teach A Straight to be a better person before he croaks). While their scenes were scrubbed of basically any intimacy, he was playing Tom Hanks’ lover, and apparently that was proximal enough to The Gay that he was an okay dude to ask. And then he fucking killed it with the material he was given it, in spite of the fact that the majority of his scenes were opposite the totally catatonic Pitt (who has made no bones about how much he haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaated being in this movie). He’s a champ, and a treasure, come at me.”

IMDb says that Shrek references Interview with the Vampire, guys

firelight-fading:

monstersinthecosmos:

vampiricmusicaltheatre:

Please help me find this its for science

SIGNAL BOOST? I’ve never seen Shrek but I want to help you.

@vampiricmusicaltheatre I’m not seeing this in the Shrek imdb page–could you screenshot what you found so we have a better idea of what to look for? (I know if it’s true, I’d like to find it!)

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(Idk about the Shrek reference, either, has anyone out there heard of it?)

luthi69:

thegoombs:

luthi69:

“Sometimes I become spellbound in the middle of Wal-Mart.”
“Sometimes I become spellbound in the middle of Wal-Mart.”

“Sometimes I become spellbound in the middle of Wal-Mart.”

Lestat losing his aesthetic shit in the middle of Wal-Mart. Someone draw this, I will give you my soul for it.

Alright, that’ll be one soul please:

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Lestat now confirmed for people of Walmart.

You are a gift to this world ♥ ♥ ♥
Sending my soul through express mail right away~

YOUR VAMPIRE MEMES GIVE ME SO MUCH LIFE THANK YOU FOR DOING GODS WORK FRIEND

Youaresoverywelcomebc THAT IS MY GOAL!

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Psssst: I’m extremely picky about the ones I make, so for every vampire meme you see, there are like 3-5 rejected ideas, bc I only want to spend the time making them if the idea itself gives me a visceral reaction or at least an internal giggle first 😉

OMG YOUR TAGS. Like excuse u but now I need more vampires explaining memes to Armand (Like he gets them he just does not find them funny)

(You mean this post? wow u were digging deep!) Yes plz I also want vampires explaining memes to Armand. 

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#armand needed Louis to ‘make contact’ with the age    #he sets himself up as someone who likes having someone explain him a thing   

That Tom Cruise as Louis ask got me thinking, imagine the entire film where all the characters are Tom Cruise! Lestat, Louis, Claudia, Madeleine, Armand, Santiago, all of them!

Oh gawdz well, this is the best I can do w/o such an idea and I spent ages on it so I hope you like it!!! There was more than one Tom Cruise in Oblivion, but I’d love a movie where he plays an entire cast.

Tom as Lestat and as Daniel: this actually works pretty well…

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Claudia: This actually is surprisingly cute and kinda terrifying, imagine that little guy chasing you down in the middle of the night and then that one big fang plunging into your neck!

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Akasha: this one is a little too real… IS THIS WHAT THEY’RE PLANNING?

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as Lestat and Louis: do you know how hard it is to find a decent size gif of Tom Cruise crying? It’s hard. So have this again.

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Armand: hey don’t look at me like that, at least the hair color is closer to canon than Antonio!Armand. The outfit works, too.

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Nicolas: basically rockstar musician IDGAF 24/7/365

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Tom as Khayman when Akasha is attacking: (tbh this gif of Tom getting thrown against a car will always make me happy, sorry Tom, idk why, schadenfreude probably)

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Gabrielle, to everything Lestat ever suggests:

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Tom!Daniel – Risky Business, I think?

Tom!Claudia – Actual child pic of Tom

Tom!Akasha – Actual Tom in a Scientology pow-wow

Tom!Louis – Mission Impossible 3?

Tom!Armand – Austin Powers (2, I think?)

Tom!Nicolas – Rock of Ages

Tom!Khayman – Jack Reacher? Mission Impossible 3?

Tom!Gabrielle – Vanilla Sky