ooc: ok but @obsessional-ram made me think about it for a second and i’m like…you know when u have super major cries where snot drips down ur nose??? replace snot with blood for ricean vampires.
“if you’re labouring under the misapprehension that lestat is cool allow me to correct you, lestat is not cool he is a whiny, needy little cry baby and i love him for it” [x]
TAGS: #!!!!!!!! #//I WAS TAGGED IN A ANNA NICOLE SMITH POST!!! #I AM BEYOND HAPPY #AND YES #THIS IS THEIR ADVICE
I have such unbridled love for Anna Nicole Smith. I woulda loved an entire animated series in ^this style. If you had asked me then for a femme!Lestat casting, I would have chosen her NO CONTEST. She is quite Lestatuesque, at any size.
ooc: tbh. I want L&L wedding in BP, but I want it to be interrupted. Would it continue in the end? *shrugs cuz i’m not Anne Rice*
Priest/Officiant: “If anyone present has any reason why these two should not be wed in holy matrimony, speak now or -”
Everyone raises a hand, the objections are heard (it takes an hour to get through them all), and promptly disregarded.
//^ THIS THOUGH>
EVERYONE will have like a list of reasons. Reason 1: LESTAT IS LESTAT Reason 2: ETERNITY IS A LONG TIME MOTHERFUCKER Reason 3: Doesn’t this legally make Louis a queen? He’s not a very good queen. Reason 4: Look if Louis is going to be my vampire queen. I want him to commit. DRAG RACE IT UP BABYCAKES.
I-want-my-IWTV 