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zephyrhante:

Rivershire, when he is o.k. he avoids at all costs meeting Jean Claude, but when he is a little bit down, he can’t really be alone and need to talk with someone that “sees the world” as he sees.

Alas, my heart!

“I want to smear you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado” has to be the most hilariously non sexy pick up line that would work on me. I don’t know if it’s the painting, the spanking or the creaminess of the avocado that does it for me…

interviewed-the-vampire:

“I’ll say whatever you want as long as I can get in your guacahole after.”