Some people have a problem with sexuality in the VC. As in, that the vampires can’t have sex. I think that’s totally wrong. It all depends on your definition of sex.
Actually, there seems to be a few steps missing from this ‘guide’. I don’t want to mislead my fans into thinking they can achieve proper Lestatism in less than ten steps.
Have impeccable fashion sense
Fall in love with (almost) anyone who seems even remotely interesting…. except for Armand.
Remember to visit Louis at least once or twice every few years or so, less he start whining loud enough for you to hear it.
(Actually pretend youre not obsessed with Armand by saying you love everyone but him)
Oh, what a title to bear!? But I made a thing for you, anon.
Here’s the pretty scene what took a place in Palais Royal (from The Vampire Lestat, part V: The Vampire Armand), first thing what came up to my mind since I couldn’t think about anything original.
I love those two idiots.
I had tears in my eyes when I reread that part after a long time oh my god
merciful-death: “Prediction: Lestat is guilty of this and after three hundred pages of him attempting modern slang, he’s finally crowned Pope Lestat.”
LOUIS: What the hell is this? (picks up vial from coffee table) LESTAT: Oh, that. Just something I picked up somewhere. LOUIS: (opens it, sniffs) Is that blood? A mortal’s blood? LESTAT: FUCKING HELL, LOUIS, IT’S A HOLY RELIC, YOU’RE TAINTING IT! LOUIS: I’m tainting it??! Oh no! Now I’m COMPLETELY damned… *rolls eyes*
I-want-my-IWTV 
