This is tough. It looks easy! Kill Akasha! But if we respect canon, that would kill Louis and Lestat, so we can’t do it that way, at least not immediately.

Kill: Akasha- because I don’t want to marry or fuck her, like eww, but first, I’d have to arrange someone to take over as Queen of the Damned. Including canon? Just wait for it to happen! Setting aside canon? I wouldn’t have nominated Lestat for this. I’d rather do it myself. I’ll be Queen of the Damned.

Now that leaves marriage and fucking! Don’t you also get to fuck who you marry? It’s not guaranteed but it’s usually part of the deal >;} But L/L is my OTP! I can’t break them up over me. Selfishly, I want them both. I’d try to arrange an OT3: Lestat/Louis/Mary Sue me.

Marry: Louis- on paper I can only marry one of them, and we all know Lestat can’t monogamy. Louis and I would probably coexist more like brother and sister when Lestat was off adventuring, but if we were both willing to go for something more, I wouldn’t kick him out of Lestat’s my bed ❤

Fuck: Lestat- because, as I mentioned last time around, he’s very talented. If I was a vampire, too, I’d have the stamina enough to keep up and maybe even impress him *evil grin*

They have been known to share in the past, maybe a 3rd wheel is just what they need to keep them together… I would definitely love to be the meat in an L/L sandwich (or any other flexible arrangement they would want *drool*)