“perhaps you’d like another cigarette?”
“yeah, i suppose i would. it’s not bothering you, is it?”
“no.”

“The very worst part of you is me.”
Thor, you’re looking a little off today…
U-unf….
Ignoring the blue on his chest, I’d even take this as some kind of vampire!Thor.. *o*
The other day on twitter I joked that I was going to turn The Last Halloween into a Magical Girl story. Was I really joking? Probably. But hey look at the Mahou Shoujo Ringley and Robert that happened. I drew fanart of my OWN CHARACTERS
I have also done Shirley and Mona but those will go up later
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i’d been talking to my sister about how the coven is like family that tolerate/love each other, then hate each over & over. only bc vampires it’s like hundreds of years instead of between holidays. we decided it reminded us of southern folk most bc lord god if any group is BEST at interchanging PA tolerance and grudging love, it’s
kinfolk south of the mason-dixon line. bless their hearts.
so then southern family mortal AU
armand is clearly the spoiled baby of the family who has fucked everyone over at least once being selfish & lestat is the black sheep. louis exists between being embarrassed by and endeared to them kinda like canon Huh

As promised in last week’s blog post, Abby Howard takes over Oh Joy Sex Toy today with a comic on BDSM safety! And vampire boyfriends!
The comic was brought to you by the support of my patrons on Patreon, thanks guys!
I DREW THIS! A huge thanks to Erika for having me do a guest strip for her, it was loads of fun and I hope it helped some people. Look out, there are boobies in it
Remember folks, keep it safe, sane, and consensual!
THIS IS EXCELLENT and informative ଘ(੭ˊ꒳ˋ)੭✧
There is no such thing as the right person, there is the right person for a certain period of time and people leave, sucking out pieces of your soul and spitting it out, and that’s ok, that’s painful but predictable. Our biggest problem is that we choose to trust sadness more than we trust happiness, and that’s why we always believe more in being broken than in being mended because it’s easier not to try again, it’s easier to hide whatever is left of your heart and soul, it’s easier to pretend that you are eternally broken than to risk being broken again, but you know what, that’s ok, because things get worse and then they get better and then they get unbearable and that’s life, you end up getting unbeatable, you learn to duck when you must and dive when you should, you learn to live expecting death around every corner, and you learn how to come to life every time death slaps you in the face. Just trust in yourself more than you trust in sadness or in happiness all the same, trust that life is worth the risk and the resistance, and you -you- will be ok, even if things fail to be.
We only come out at night, we only come out at night
The days are much too bright, we only come out at night
He turned as I entered the room, and I took him in my arms. With him, I could give vent to the affection I’d held so severely in check with Merrick. I held him to myself and kissed him as men might do with other men when they are alone. I kissed his dark black hair and kissed his eyes, and then I kissed his lips.






