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Texts From The Vampire: A BLOG DEDICATED TO THE REHOMING OF TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT INTO THE WORLD OF ANNE RICE’S VAMPIRE CHRONICLES.
Interview with the Vampire: A deleted Scene!!
So in the original script there was an extended scene when Lestat enters Louis’s bedroom. Before the invitation, Louis threatens Lestat with not only a gun but also a sword.
where are these I wants deleted scenes zomg…
3. Single-Lip Kiss
The United States have always fascinated Armand in some way. It is constantly changing, the people rising with their voices against the government or worming their way around it to live their ideal life. Vaguely, it reminds him of their old world France. Louis doesn’t agree.
He believes that America will never hold a candle to France, his homeland and therefore his treasure. Or it was.
But through the smoky alleyway and past the guarded bookcase, they sit listening to the roaring jazz of the band and clopping of the dancer’s heels on stage while men and women gamble and drink in their finest dresses and not caring for the Prohibition. And Louis, sitting beside him, buzzed from the fount of the once drunk and now deceased flapper beside him, looks at him in that way that looks guilty because he always longs for him when he’s like this, and he always seems to feel bad about it.
“You’re wrong, mon cher” Armand murmurs when he reaches over and smooths back Louis’ short,gelled back hair, “I think this country will become more than just powerful in due time."
Louis’ practically pouting at that, or the product in his hair, and Armand can’t help but kiss those lips when no one is looking, cradling his companion’s head and sucking the remaining blood on his bottom lip away with a gentle little tug.
- Lestat and Don’t Do the Thing: Make a Six-Year-Old into a Vampire
- Lestat and Don’t Do the Thing: Be Famous
- Lestat and Don’t Do the Thing: Wake the Mother of All Vampires and Honeymoon with Her While She Slaughters Thousands
- Lestat and Don’t Do the Thing: Be Human While Some Random Dude Takes Your Superman Body for a Spin
#accurate. Notice how this list stops at Tale of the Body Thief bc Lestat and Don’t Do the Thing actually gets so much crackier that it may not be possible to capture in synopsis. I’ll try tho:
Spoilers under the cut…
5. Lestat and Don’t Do the Thing: Go to Heaven and Hell on Job Interview, it’s All Fun and Games until Someone Loses an Eye.
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Lestat and Don’t Do the Thing:My Name is Armand and I am a Sex Addict, Etc. Also, Marius Totally Abandoned Me and He Sucks.This is so fucking accurate that it hurts. Because you can’t stop laughing and so your belly starts to ache and you can’t breathe and you make unproper noises trying to contain yourself, but you just can’t ‘cause it’s too damn funny.
But, yeah, poor Lestat. Always fucking up things. Well, at least for 3 books he wasn’t the one doing it. This is a comforting thought. He’s still a lost case though.
*cries* ^This kind of reaction is the reason I do this.
IWTV is one the best vampire movie out there. RT is duummmbbb; I like Daybreakers but not over IWTVIWTV was at 61% and Daybreakers was at 67%, so it wasn’t a huge difference—and IWTV did vastly better with audiences—but yes… I definitely disagree with RT on a lot of things, but they don’t usually mess up that badly.
The Daybreakers concept was intriguing, too. But yeah, c’mon RT, IWTV is a classic, it set a high bar for future vampire films, etc. etc., so idk and idec what the “professional critics” think of it. Just look at those audience numbers.
But you guys omg: Vampire Sam Neill was on my Cinema Wish List! He made a great evil vampire dad.
#Science#Accurate
