Any book-fandom after a movie or tv show like

jardinsalvaje:

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THAT IS SO OC! THAT WASN’T ON THE BOOKS!!

VC fandom after Queen of the Damned like: 

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Bitch, we have 13 books and only 2 movies. AND ONE OF THEM IS A FREAKIN’ FANFIC.

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Have Sympathy for the VC Fandom we put up with so much we are so patient and we get so very little :,{

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luthi69:

When I find myself in times of trouble Father Louis come to me, speaking words of wisdom “You crazy, careless, flamboyant, vain monster, I don’t mean this to hurt you but I love you”.
And he said all this in the space of 4 pages lol

annabellioncourt:

ninjagiry:

durnesque-esque:

There is a “suck” joke just waiting to be made….

There’s more than just a suck joke and I am ashamed of myself for thinking of that

it was ninjagiry and not me that tagged these “period panties” but I think i-want-my-iwtv needs to see these horrible things.

So the Priapae is a thing

luthi69:

Talking about the Priapus jokes, I can totally picture Lestat reciting some verses from the Priapeia to Louis. For example:

– “Simpler far to declare in our Latin, Lend me thy buttocks; What shall I say to thee else?”
– “Pierced with a foot-long pole thy skin shall be stretched in such fashion, Thou shalt be fain to believe ne’er had a wrinkle thine arse. ”
– “Such be the fruits that youth who owneth the flourishing fieldlet, Placed on the table of stone, naked Priapus! for thee. ”
– “This staff in robbers’ vitals deep shall plunge, Up to its bushy base and bag of balls. ”


– Oh, and there’s many many MANY more. 

^Well that was informative. Try memorizing these for hilariously better insults to hurl at your friends and family!

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“You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that’s when the attack comes… 

…The point is, you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know, try to show a little respect.”

Don’t you think that the actor that played Lucius Malfoy in Harry Potter will fit Marius ??

That’s Jason Isaacs. Um, I looked at some HP screencaps and such and it’s hard to tell bc Lucius Malfoy’s default expression is very un-Marius to me :- There is more to Marius than flowing platinum hair, blue eyes, and a Roman face.

However, it could work, I did find some stellar fanart of him that seemed more Marius-ish:

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 ^Bianca et Marius Lucius et Narcissa Malfoy, by Makani

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^Bianca? Not Pandora… a servant? et Marius Lucius Malfoy,

by Makani

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^Lucius Malfoy by ladunya

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^Bianca et Marius Lucius et Narcissa Malfoy, by Makani

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^Marius et Pandora Lucius et Narcissa Malfoy, by Makani

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