-I’ve only known Claudia for an hour and a half, but if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
-Very violent eulogy, I like it.
(insp. Brooklyn Nine-Nine)
-I’ve only known Claudia for an hour and a half, but if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
-Very violent eulogy, I like it.
(insp. Brooklyn Nine-Nine)
Louis: *sees stranger doing something stupid*
Louis: what an idiot
Louis: *realizes it’s Lestat*
Louis: wait that’s my idiot *sighs*

Lestat: Put them on. Please? *brandishes fairy wings*
Claudia: Go away. You’re an embarassement.
when someone tells you how bad your fav is
takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever:
La vérité sort toujours de la bouche des enfants – [Children tell the truth]
[insp.]
[X] (This had to be done eventually…) for @whatwedointheshadows
@sanguinivora demanded a visual explanation of how to pronounce Lestat’s name so here it is…
Daniel: I wasn’t THAT drunk last night!
Marius: You were flirting with Armand.
Daniel: So? He’s my boyfriend.
Benji: You asked him if he was single.
Marius: And then you cried when he said he wasn’t.