two vampires go to bed. it’s nearly sunset so they have to sleep soon. says one of them: “i’m still soo hungry, i’m gonna find me a quick drink” so he gets up and flies off… 5 minutes later he returns, smeared in blood. says the other vampire: “woah where did you find someone this late?”.. “well, do you see that tree there?”.. “yes”… “I didn’t.”

♛We’re just not ourselves when we’re hungry, are we?

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hi, long time fan just wanted to say you’re my favorite person and I love this blog. also I think Lestat is my favorite flawed vampire.

Aw thank u so much u sweet sleepy party person! I am grateful for long-term followers who have stuck with this madness for any length of time (and also the (metaphorical) fresh blood of new ones) ❤ I AM UR FAVORITE PERSON?! Go on… tell me more about meeee…. j/k… or am I really just kidding hehehe…

Lestat is MY fave flawed vampire as well, obviously… and Pssssst: Lestat is also his OWN favorite flawed vampire shhhhhh top secret that everyone knows….

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever:

heklexic:

I hope no one ever forgets that there exists a movie where Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise are essentially a same sex vampire couple raising an undead immortal vampire daughter.

No one, not even them.

(Imagine, an AU with grown-up Claudia and brunet Lestat.

From left, AU of Louis, Gabrielle (or adult!Claudia), Lestat.

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namekko:

rivai-lution:

the worst thing about tumblr fandom is that thing where everyone acts like fiction is reality and carries the same weight as reality and that if you like things in fiction you must be a Very Bad Person who is possibly abusive  or a pedophile and there’s literally no acknowledgement of the fact that fiction is quite fundamentally not reality at all and that people have been exploring the darker aspects of life in fiction for thousands of years and these things have no bearing on one another AT ALL but oh no you like THAT CHARACTER? you must be SICK. 

Preeeetty sure Louis is a case of the former Lestat. Mostly because he doesn’t care as much as you do.

♛ Oh you think so, ma chérie? Louis refuses to learn the language of Fashion?

Claudia and I spent years revising Louis’ wardrobe. He knows he is a true ‘winter,’ and that jewel tones flatter his natural coloring. Even in the tatters he seems to prefer, he still adheres somewhat to the color schemes we trained him to choose *winks*

He cares on occasion, and really, when we’re out together somewhere that he needed to dress up for, he makes it look effortless!