I actually don’t watch it enough to say I’m a real Fannibal but I’ve seen some. I loved the Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal Rising, and Red Dragon. Lestat and Hannibal could make a great Murder Brothers team.
Lestat would take the blood and Hannibal could take the bodies. Nothing wasted!
Bonus 1: (Lestat gifs are mine, Hannibal gifs by lecterings)
“And when the night was empty and still, I heard the voices of Interview with the Vampire singing to me, as if they sang from the grave. I read the book over and over. And then in a moment of contemptible anger, I shredded it to bits.”
“… As for the lies he told, the mistakes he made, well, I forgive him his excess of imagination, his bitterness, and his vanity, which was, after all, never very great… But little things like this don’t really matter. He told the tale as he believed it… And why should I bother to tell of the times he came to me in wretched anxiety, begging me never to leave him…”
“Read between the lines.”
OOC; omg crying from he laughter, best picture ever made.
~Lestat Reading Shit~
^I WISH I could take credit for it, but I didn’t invent that meme. Idk who did… but I first saw it, liiiiiike, 6 yrs ago? And then found here on tumblr recently and reblogged so fast bc I had to preserve its magnificence and really it’s better than mine still…
And then I did this one which, I think I made in 2013 and never posted wtf self?
FILED AS: #lestat likes this #lestat is all #omg I am so proud of you #even tho u are slamming me into a tree #look at you finally testing your strength!! #my son #my husband #ily SO MUCH #imma tap your beautiful head to show you how proud I am of you
To me these moments in Interview get SO HILARIOUSonce you read The Vampire Lestat, because, like, in that book you learn that Lestat is a unusually strong vampire since what, day one? He’s beating the shit out fuckin Armand when he’s basically a vampire toddler, and then flash forward to Interview and Louis is all like “omg I’m stronger than u i could beat u and u know it >:(((”, and I’m just
Louis you sweet summer child
How much it must have costed Lestat to not giggle in these moments, tho
“It’s you who need me, and if you touch but one
of the Freniere slaves, I’ll get rid of you. It will be a battle between us,
and I needn’t point out to you I have more wit to fare better in my little
finger than you in your entire frame. Do as I say.” – Louis de Pointe du Lac (Interview with the Vampire)
Louis you sweet summer child! I’m gonna injure myself worse LAUGHING than u could ever hurt me.
God has abandoned you. You’re fine with it. Really.
You are a supernatural creature, and if not, you are swept up in a passion so otherworldly and consuming you may as well be.
You take huge revelations, shocks, and life changes pretty much in stride and don’t waste time resisting the unknown. The unknown might be a vampire or a new sexual experience or a grand international adventure, but most probably it’s all three.
You are strangely intimate with all your acquaintances and go on for pages about how beautiful they are. If you are male, It will come to light by your own casual admission that you have gone to bed with an older but still handsome and always disarming male friend of the family. You will call it making love. But no homo.
Everyone around you is exchanging needful touches and tender glances like this is a softcore porn novel. Wait, is it?
You swoon, cry, and pine an awful lot.
At some point in the narrative, you will end up in an ornate Catholic church and be filled with a sense of nostalgia and longing and existential angst.
You are really not okay with the apparent fact that God has abandoned you. You secretly hope you are still worthy of His love.
You spend at least 20% of the narrative in New Orleans, probably the Garden District.
I-want-my-IWTV 