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breakingwacha:

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Where did the idea of vampires having balls actually come from? Like what started that… “I’m a bloodsucking creature of the night; I feel like dressing fabulous and going to mingle in high society!”

thelionscrimsonclaws:

trashcanamerica:

when i read this i thought by “balls” you meant “testicles” and i just sat here for like two minutes thinking about why vampires having testicles is peculiar to you and why it means that they hang out with the upper class

The idea came from me….and as for the other balls, I was born with them. Big ones. They don’t just drop off after receiving the Dark Gift either.

Lestat: Are you giving me attitude, Louis?
Louis: I am expressing multiple attitudes simultaneously. To which one are you referring?

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overlook-hotel-survivor:

jehanjetaime:

Movie Meal Recreations

Interview with the Vampire, 1994

A sad slice of ham and like 10 grapes. Optional – two butter knives to eat this mistake.

#Nailed it.

adirotyndOH MY GOD tvc iwtv I never actually noticed jesus christ these fucking no wonder everyone KNEW y’all were goddamn DEAD ‘yes tonight I think we’ll have two (2) slices of ham and maybe some grapes but only a few’ ‘grapes go with ham right it’s been so long since I tasted anything but the blood of the innocent I can’t rly lol jk’ ‘I meant I just love grapes with ham it’s my fave dish I wrap the grapes in the ham’ and no wonder Yvette was practically in tears she’s over there like Red on OItNB ‘I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FOOD’

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You’re so amazing :3 I swear, I’m learning so much about VC from this blog, it’s a delight. Carry on.

Ah! Such high praise, thank u! That means a lot, coming from you.

Of course I am more than happy to explain u all a thing or two or a bazillion about VC *u*

Please feel free to ask or share or participate in any way at all, bc of reasons. 

And I learn so much about Captain America from americancaptaincomic! Children of Darkness (<—what we are perhaps calling ourselves now),

People Off the Page (<—what I have been calling ourselves before), my fanged little trash kittens and monsters (<—new thing I started calling ourselves), go check out this fanart/webcomic, the style is so charming and the writing so smart, you may find yourself slipping into being a Stony shipper, as I have become. 

Psssst Steve/Tony is similar to Louis/Lestat! Ego size comparisons are a match for Lestat and Tony, har har har…

Just another child of darkness…

lestatemperorofthedead:

Her superglue hands are a common joke in Germany and I couldn’t help myself but bursting out in laughter when I saw Louis. 

!!!!! omg she’s #one of us!

This should be our new secret hand sign, btw. Hand diamond = VC fandom, aka Children of Darkness.