~Presenting: Something that Could Have Happened in VC Canon~

merciful-death:

Lestat: OH MY GOD GUYS I MANAGED TO FIT A WHOLE QUARTER IN MY EAR
Santiago: Why would you want to do that
Lestat: I WANTED TO SEE IF I COULDDDDD

cloudsinvenice added: As long as he’s doing toddler stuff, I guess it’s really lucky his hair grows back overnight, for when he decides to cut it himself. 😛

merciful-death added:
Lestat is a toddler on most nights.

Lestat went bowling, apparently. As the ball. Of course. And managed not to knock down ONE PIN. Of course.

This is actually the FC for Maestrolestat, a lovely Lestat RPer I just happened upon, so play with him! 

#His FC is Joe Anderson, go look him up #I’ll wait here #Or just go to maestrolestats vanity link #Isn’t he a great Lestat?! #I knew you’d agree with me #people always come around eventually

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sootonthecarpet didn’t give me a chance to respond to their question, but I would have said, “NO, OF COURSE, who could be angry at such flattery?!”

So yes, “LOUIS I brung you les fleurs” is now the title of someone’s blog. At least as of right now. Much cry. Much love.

From this memeything

Do You Want to Kill Some Humans? (Frozen/Interview With The Vampire)

demonswithtea:

*Outside Louis’ bedroom*

Lestat:

Louis! knocks
Do you want kill some humans?
Come on come out and feed
I never see you drink at all, come to the ball,
We’ll have some French cuisine!

We used to slay whole families, and we still could now
Ladies are waiting to be sucked dry!
Do you want to kill some humans?
Rats taste so inferior to humans…

Louis: Go away Lestat!

Lestat: Fine then! Die! strops off

 ~~~~

Armand:

knocks

Do you want kill some humans?
Or go to the opera hall?
I think some blood is overdue, I can hear you talking to your shadow on the wall
I think you’re getting lonely, come taste life again, instead of watching it slip by!

 ~~~~

Claudia:

knocks

Louis? Please, I know you’re in there
Lestat keeps complaining you’re a bore.
I’m really hungry – that lady tasted nice, but she won’t suffice – I need some more!
I hate Lestat and Armand – can it just be you and me? I want to run away!
Sniffles Do you want to kill some humans??

– Because I was bored and Val started me off so I had to finish it :’D

YES. This is a Work of Beauty. 

youaremyunderwaterfriends added:

#frozen parody #The Vampire Crackicles #i love this XD

Do You Want to Kill Some Humans? (Frozen/Interview With The Vampire)

merciful-death admitted:

#mon coeur

Martin Rolinski as Lestat? Yes. This pose is selling me. I forgot if I’ve already posted this, but whatever, it’s worth repost. 

It inspired this, too:

Prince Charming

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So i finally got around to seeing IWTV, and I understand a lot of the changes (turning Paul into dead wife and kid) were kinda necessary, but one scene threw me for a loop. Louis is talking about how Claudia had her own coffin, and the movie shows her getting out of said coffin *during the day* tiptoeing around the light thrown from the sun in the windows and getting into Louis Coffin. WTF?

Okay yisss, good 😀  Embrace my Wall of Text™©®:

I think the Paul deal would have been difficult to convey without adding alot of extra scenes, it’s quicker convey Louis’ feeling of being bereft when it’s a wife dying in childbirth.

THE CLAUDIA tip-toeing around the SUNLIGHT THING. Yes. I had this problem, too, when I first saw the movie. According to movie!Louis, “She slept in my coffin at first… ‘till the day came when she wanted one of her own. But still, whenever she awoke, she would crawl into mine.“ 

The scene shows sunlight spilling in, it could be sunrise, afternoon, some other time… dunno!

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In the book, it seemed pretty clear that Louis and Claudia would go to their own coffins before sunrise, and that Claudia would come back out right before dawn and climb into Louis’ coffin. Remember that their sleep is not mortal sleep, it’s the Death Sleep, and they begin to slip into it before sunrise, and it slowly immobilizes them. Unless they’re being attacked, there’s nothing that can wake them during the day (and even then, they’re only fighting back unconsciously/involuntarily).

In the movie, it seems to imply that they have normal mortal sleep and that she might wake up at ANY TIME during the day, the way human kids wake up at any hour of the night to crawl into their parents’ beds. Certainly, tip-toeing around the pools of sunlight is kind of endearing in this scenario, might have been Anne Rice’s idea even (she wrote the script, remember) for something cute to make us like Claudia more.

However, in VC CANON, tip-toeing around that sunlight wouldn’t have worked, just a teensy sliver of light when she started to open the coffin lid would have been painful enough to shut it, and not open it any further. Again though, in VC CANON, her Death Sleep would have kept her from even trying, she’d have been asleep already. 

So I hope that answers that! Movie!Claudia can handle more sunlight than Canon!Claudia.