But what about vampire history teachers. Vampires who read something from a text book then proceed to light the book on fire and throw it out the window because “No. that’s not even close to what really happened. Listen up nerds I’m about to teach you what really happened in France during the revolution”
I need this as a series
Vampires sharing the recipe for Greek fire.
Vampires speaking in dead languages.
Vampires being able to translate untranslatable scripts.
Vampires who react to straightwashing historical figures like “Are you kidding me everyone knew that man was queer!”
Vampires from cultures who were once antagonistic towards each other stubbornly maintaining a friendship that’s lasted longer than their civilizations.
Vampires who honour forgotten deities you won’t find in mythology books.
Also, vampires who secretly saved stuff from the Library of Alexandra.
Guys, this is the Vampire Chronicles.
The increasingly desperate struggle of the VC fandom to tell Tumblr that THE THING YOU ARE DESCRIBING HAS EXISTED FOR FORTY YEARS
“And when the night was empty and still, I heard the voices of Interview with the Vampire singing to me, as if they sang from the grave. I read the book over and over. And then in a moment of contemptible anger, I shredded it to bits.”
“… As for the lies he told, the mistakes he made, well, I forgive him his excess of imagination, his bitterness, and his vanity, which was, after all, never very great… But little things like this don’t really matter. He told the tale as he believed it… And why should I bother to tell of the times he came to me in wretched anxiety, begging me never to leave him…”
//You know what we all want, anon? We all want the people who send anon hate and form hate campaigns, and start drama by spreading rumors to find new hobbies (knitting is good! And you can do it alone, without anyone bothering you!)
We want our friends to be able to log onto their RP accounts and not find an inbox full of hateful messages. We want people to be able to RP with anon on because anon is a big part of this game. We want to come here to blow off steam, distract ourselves from boring vampire-free reality for ten minutes, and to celebrate this series of books together. We want these kinds of messages to cease.
What does the anon hate accomplish? BC honestly it’s getting redundant at this point. We got the message, we know what you think you want.
You know what would actually make you happy, anon? Probably not wasting your time sending messages like that, but instead, spending that time on a more rewarding hobby. If that means celebrating these books together, great! If it means something not fandom-related like knitting, ALSO great!
-your OCs or your favourites characters or your portrait (in sketch, digital coloring or sketches in digital coloring), just ask me
-various fanart or anything you want. We can talk about it 🙂
Prices:
Digital Colouring – $ 10 (for each person)
Sketches in digital colouring – $ 9 (for each person)
Portraits – $15 (for each person)
[These are only exemples. If you have an idea, just tell me, and then we’ll decide the price together!]
How to pay:
I’ll send you a paymail where you will be able to purchase the commission. (Even if you haven’t PayPal you will find in the mail a link to open the card, then you will be able to pay). After I’ll send you the work always by mail, of course in high-resolution.
Anyway, this is an aspect we can talk about by message 😉
-Contact me on my Tumblr or on Deviantart or directly to my mail, which is spheater.alice@hotmail.com 🙂
me, talking to a dog: you’re soft. are you even aware of your mortality? of course ur not. u pure, wholesome and sentient unselfish being. do u feel that? that’s my heart. i love you. look at those ears. here take my wallet
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