@colourful-jack​ submitted:

Regarding the Nicki audio, it’s originally from an interview given to a french channel by ballet dancer Jonathan Klein, who took part in a french talent show competition around 2012. You can find the video the audio was taken from here: https://you tu.be/Rwl21dY2934


AND HERE’S THE VIDEO merci @colourful-jack!

^While this guy does not look like my headcanon Nicolas de Lenfent, he DOES have a lovely voice, he can play Nicki in the VC animated series *u* 

ashetray:

@i-want-my-iwtv requested Louis and Lestat dancing

#HIGHEST PRAISE

I adore this. ADORE.

Lestat watches “Crimson Peak”

[Transcribed as he watched it][SPOILER ALERTS]

  • ♛Ooooh I love a packed theatre! THE EXCITEMENT IS MORE PALPABLE THAN THE REEK OF POPPED CORN AND THIS SLUDGE PEOPLE CURRENTLY CALL CHEESE.

  • [Trailer for Krampus] The audience is all laughing at this horror trailer, I don’t think we’re supposed to be laughing, I think it’s meant to be terrifying but it’s too funny to be scary! 10/10 would watch this trailer again, take note.
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  • [Trailer for the new Frankenstein movie] I’ve created a monster or two in my time, too, DON’T JUDGE PPL FOR MAKING A MONSTER NOW AND THEN *frowns* We have our reasons. Write that down.
  • He says it needs a love story? MINE IS A LOVE STORY. ALL MY STORIES ARE LOVE STORIES. WHY AREN’T THEY MAKING ANOTHER MOVIE FROM MY BOOKS GDI?
  • “What I saw was a dreamer facing defeat.” WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS RAIN ON MY PARADE TOO? I know that feel, Mr. Sharpe. We are the music makers… and we are the dreamers of dreams.
  • This girl and I would get along perfectly – laying in bed with good books, luxuriously wrapped in yellow velvet, awww yissss that is a well-spent evening. 
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  • I CAN DEMO THE WALTZ EUROPEAN STYLE LOUIS GET IN HERE (but maybe not holding a candle, Louis can’t always be trusted around candles and ME AT THE SAME DAMN TIME)
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  • We should’ve let Claudia have a dog. Maybe a Papillon.
  • Charlie Hunnam

  • YELLOW SILK

    ♥ Write that down.

  • Yes let’s go to the POST OFFICE GREAT IDEA FOR A FUN EXCURSION like, wtf? the POST OFFICE IS NOT A FIELD TRIP WORTH DOING. Oh wait, I seem to recall my own fledglings going to the post office JUST TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE AND AWAY FROM ME OCCASIONALLY I AM OFFENDED THAT OFFENDS ME.
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  • Seeing your lover with someone else hurts, doesn’t it????!!!
  • Hoe don’t do it! 
  • She did it. Because how could she not?
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  • My lover’s sister tried to kill me, too. Hurts, doesn’t it????!!!
  • The dog is dying! Now I’m actually upset.
  • “You’re monsters, both of you!” Where have I heard that before? Now this is hitting too close to home. I’M NOT CRYING YOU’RE CRYING KEEP TAKING NOTES.
  •  You stabbed him iN THE FACE. IN THE FACE!! Rude. What about the groundrules? 

    Rule number 1: No touching of the hair or face… AND THAT’S IT!

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  • We were ALL LAUGHING AS THOMAS PULLED THE KNIFE OUT. Should we not have been laughing? We are a terribly cruel audience.
  • Hissing, incidentally, is an excellent way to stun an opponent in a fight.
  • “I heard you the first time.” I’M USING THAT.

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artfoxdesign:

What We Do In The Shadows ‘The Deacon Dance’ Poster Minimal Artwork

EPIC~ ALSO ATTENTION  @i-want-my-iwtv

All of his moves in this dance are so sensual and seductive, truly, a creature of total grace and beauty. This is why vampires are so dangerous.

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Do you think Lestat and the others like Michael Jackson? … Like…would Lestat dance to MJ ?

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I bet they do! Lestat would totally dance to MJ. And sing like him. Until the coven started throwing things at him to get him to stop. But he can do a perfect imitation.

The real moonwalker is Louis, though. All that grace ;]

Daniel has tried to teach the group to dance to Thriller, but Armand refuses, he finds it distasteful, it reminds him of the Grand Sabbats.

Daniel: “C’mon Armand it’s FUN”

Armand: “You look like you’re having a seizure.”

(Credits: vagabonddaniel for the Thriller bit, devilsfool for the Louis bit)

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This gave me such good #honey nut feelios! The good captain used that phrase in another message, which I must add to my fandom vocab ;}

captainthunderbunny​ here has articulated the issue re: the hate Antonio Banderas gets for being cast as Armand. The good captain put it very well, it’s a movie adaption, it’s not meant to be an exact replica of the book. 

There are all kinds of reasons why a movie has chosen to go in a different direction than the book, the director has chosen to work on the film bc they want to put their spin on the story, so if you don’t like elements they’ve changed, consider them AU to your headcanon.

It’s so good to promote such peaceable ppl as the captain ❤ 

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Don’t tell me you weren’t asking for this, ‘nonny, bc YOU TOTALLY WERE. I read between the lines.

Did u want this answered seriously? I spent an enormous amount of effort to answer it whimsically ^_____^

  • Lestat is an advanced level dancer and still learns new moves; he gets a thrill out of dancing solo or with others especially Louis when Lestat can grovel well enough for it. Lestat can breakdance like nobody else. 
  • Armand danced as part of coven rituals, so his style was probably very animalistic, or religious, maybe “tribal” would be the best description. Later on, Daniel probably taught Armand how to dance at the clubs and bars they went to during their courtship, and that might have even bonded them more. Armand probably still incorporated the spirit of his coven-era dancing 

As far as a DANCE-OFF, I doubt Armand would enter into such a battle, he would probably consider it juvenile. Armand doesn’t really feel the need to prove his standing in the current coven.

HOWEVER – if he DID decide to throw down, they would probably need an audience to decide the winner, bc their styles are so different that it would come down to crowd-pleasing rather than skill.