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A little present for Teaser Tuesday. The Immortality Cure comes out July 13th. You can add it on Goodreads now.
#true facts #1/10 is a fanged sad-sack
lestat de lioncurt | moodboard
“lestat, you are the damnedest creature!’ he whispered under his breath. ‘you are a brat prince.”
VC draws
(no armand this time what is this madness)bonus cookie if you can guess who they are without checking the captions -3-
Language, Lestat! There are children present! [x]
( @i-want-my-iwtv )
OMG #perfect just perfect
Sketch for @vraik of Louis trying to get Armand and Lestat to behave/get along. I know they would forget the bet, or at least look over it, once Louis rails against them for attempting to use the kitchen as a surgery theater…
The signs as horrifying/ridiculous moments in The Vampire Chronicles
Because this is needed
tw: gore; horrifying imagery.
**SOME SPOILERS AHEAD**
aries: Lestat eating Dora out on her period
taurus: Lestat getting mesmerized and lost in Walmarts
gemini: Tarquin Blackwood’s turning from drinking genital blood
cancer: Lestat describing urination for two pages
leo: LIKE 14 PAGES OF CAMEO BUTTONS
virgo: Marius ripping off Mael’s head to fix it
libra: Lestat eating Mekare’s brain through her eye socket
scorpio: LESTAT’S CLONE SON
sagittarius: Armand cutting Nicolas’ hands off
capricorn: Lestat losing an eye
aquarius: The whipping scene in The Vampire Armand
pisces: Lestat’s attempt to have sex as a human
small satan [x]
@i-want-my-iwtv (thank u for linking me to the thing ~u~)
I LOVE THIS HE DOESN’T EXPECT IT AT ALL omg i can’t stop giggling
(*´◉◞౪◟◉`) ….
30 Day Vampire Chronicles Challenge Day 9- favourite quote
“There’s no way to cheat a sensualist like me, somebody who can die laughing for hours over the pattern of the carpet in a hotel lobby.”
-Lestat
I really connect with this quote because just as Lestat spent ages laughing at something not actually that funny, I spent ages laughing at this fucking quote
#The Vampire Lestat #Actual 7 year old
I-want-my-IWTV 